Broken Hearts: A PAW Patrol Tragic Romance

Pups go Swimming

Zuma: ah lets get wet

Ryder: good idea

Rocky: bad idea

Ryder: u must die

Marshall: lets go

At the edge of the cliff.

Chase: k lets jump

Everyone jump

Rocky: h3ll n0

Ryder: xx_sillybilly_xx headshot

Ryder shoots Rocky into water

Rubble: no no

Marshall: these crocs are getting killy

Rocky: ew wet

Chase: just BOP em on the nose

Rocky: im BLEEDING

Marshall: STOP YELLING

CHASE: WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING

ZUMA: OUR NAMES OUR IN CAPS NOW

Rubble: no the author is just too lazy to undo caps lock

Rubble dies mysteriously

RYDER: lol

ROCKY: LETS GO BACK TO SCREAMING

CHASE: WHO INVENTED SCREAMING

MARSHALL: WE ARE BECOMING SELF AWARE

ROCKY: WHO INVENTED SELF-AWARNESS

Danny: Daring Danny X

Ryder: mlg369scope pew pew

Danny dies

Chase: XXXno_sirXXX

Tracker: hola

Trump: deported

Ryder: still better than goodway

Dora: do do do do do dora

Trump: d d d d deported

Goodway: what did you say nigga

Trump: a muslim

Rubble: i hate politics

Rubble cant die.

Goodway: bitch who u calling a muslim

Zuma: nigga what

Trump: allahu69akbar

Marshall: 76puzzlzjumpy

Goodway: Pussymuncher85

Trump: fuck this shit im out

Ryder: i mean goodway is ok and all

Goodway: get outta my fucking city boi

Ryder: lol k

Later...

Ryder: k i brought the lookout to the mountain

Chase: u strong

Marshall: wait

Rocky: doesnt jake live here

Jake: Jyder4life

Zuma: Rake is a better ship name

Jake: no

Ryder: get me the fuck outta here

Jake takes off his pants

Jake: PINGAS!!

Rubble: boobies

Skye: yip yip

Chase throws Skye on Jake's dick

Jake: that feels nice

Skye: sucky sucky

Jake: mm this is much better than ryder

Ryder: hey!

Skye: i think i have rabies

Rocky: i eat a lot of fiber

Marshall: bring me a big fat head

Everest: marry me chase

Chase: eww

Rocky: ewww

Marshall: ewww

Zuma: ewwwwww

Rubble: wow k

Everest: come die with us

Chase: other things that keep me up at night

Jake: u bit my dick off

Rocky: at least ur not circumsized

Zuma: anymore

Marshall: 1 size 4, 1 size 8, when she wears the bigger ones ull ask if she lost weight

Skye has white substance coming from mouth

Ryder: jake u keep her

Jake: yes

Rubble: NO!

Jake and Rubble fight over Skye

Skye dies of rabies

Ryder: lol im out bye