Broken Hearts: A PAW Patrol Tragic Romance

Pups Need Your Help

Suggestions/requests are very appreciated (insert smiley face cuz i cant b happy)

Chase: kiss tv

Rubble: dululululelulu

Marshall: dul

Rocky: pub

Ryder: theyre high again

Zuma: pussycat

Chase: thats a dog

Yumi: a whAT

Jake: i like boats

Turbots: cri (FRANÇOISSS)

Tracker: coutsu coutsu

Ryder: shut the fuck up lol

Al: carrots

Pot patrol to the lookout

Ryder: k pops we have an emergency

Rocky: pups

Ryder: pops

Chase: sir

Ryder: chase

Chase: SIR

Ryder: racoons are all over the city named maynard

Marshall: mayonaise

Ryder: chase i need u to use ur twnnis balls to kill the racoons

Chase: lets shoot some 'coons

Zuma: shut up

Ryder: zuma i need u to use ur sub and crush a coon he bit the postmans ankle

Zuma: shut up coons are my friend

Chase: fucked up

Marshall: errections

Rubble: doo dee

Rocky: 3AT MY $UB

Ryder: u had enough bget kicked out combo pot patrol on a oil

Wee

Chase: swing

Zuma: i feel like i came from a oozy

Skye; yip yip

Annoying paw patrol music plays

At the coon site

Ryder: zuma ur sub

Zuma: 12 inch slap

Coon dies

Postman: ur sub is on my ANKLE

Ryder: lets go

???: not so fast

KABOOM

Ryder: ace...

Ace: thats right im a suicide plane kamikaze thingy now and i was the one who blew up ur lookout

Ryder: k

Ace: and im gonna suicide on katie for liking her

Ryder: ew she nasty anyway

Ace: ayy now u talking

Zuma: ayyy

Ace: no

Chase: damn

Postman: damn

Katie: you WHAT?!

Ryder: shit um it was ace

Ace: no

Postman: yes

Ace steps on postman

Postman: my ankle

Turbot: i like snow

Jake: egdyrest

Ryder: Chase ur coon cannon

Chase: arf coon cannon

Pew pew pew

Tennis balls kill ace

Ryder: good job were safe

Katie: no ur not

Ryder: shit

Postman: damnn

Ryder steps on Postman

Postman: my ankle

(Thank you all for reeding. Love everybody so much, but no homo tho. jk. homo milk is good in protein and calcium)