Broken Hearts: A PAW Patrol Tragic Romance

Pups but Everest is a commie

t'was a winter dey 

in adventure bey

i do not kno the wae

so stop asking

Chase: oof sorry sky didnt mean to walk into u

Skye: yip

Chase: what can i do to make it up to you?

Skye: k i s s  m e

Chase: id rather die

Skye: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Chase: fine calling erevest

*ring ring*

Chase: ayo whaddup erevest-

Phone: nope

*explodes*

Jake: oh shee dawg

Ryder: You are... stealink my nuts

*Later*

Everest: кто заставляет эту суку звучать?  

Chase: erevest is here

Skye: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everest: сука blyat'!

Rocky: bitch squirrel

Jake: deez nuts

Ryder: stop m9

Jake: you are... a liddel TEEF

*Jake explodes*

Marshall: *in low voice* what the fuck

Everest: сука dog сука dog сука dog!!!!!

Skye: yip? ;-; kissy kissy?

Alex: Kissy cake? Coffee coffee TEA!! *spills coffee on marshall*

Marshall: seriously what the fuck

Rocky: marshall ur burning Aaaahahahahaha

Zuma: check it B 1 b gotcha u know what im sayin

Chase: nobody knows what ur saying.

Everest: GLORY TO СТАЛИН!

Skye: awe *gets closer for a kiss*

*Skye kisses Everest but Jake gets in the way*

Jake: surprise! *kisses skye*

Marshall: ok WHAT THE FUCK

Everest: РОССИЙСКАЯ СЛАВА БУДЕТ ВОССТАНОВЛЕНА!! СЛАВА К КОММУНИЗМУ! СЛАВА СТАЛИН!! ПРОПИШЕТ ВАМ, ЕСЛИ ВЫ ПОСЕТИТЕ ЧЕРЕЗ ЭФФЕКТ, ЧТОБЫ ПОЛУЧИТЬ ЭТО, В ПЕРЕВЕСТИЮ К ГИОКЕ, НО Я ДОЛЖЕН ГОВОРИТЬ ВО ВСЕХ КАПСАХ, ЭТО НЕ СМОТРЕТЬ ПОДОЗРЕНИЮ ЧИТАТЕЛЕЙ!!

*NEWS flash* 

TV: Breaking news adventure bay mayor goodway was assassinated blah blah civil war is breaking out blah blah blah communist uprisings leaded by erevest blah blah blah i dont get payed enough to care blah

Phone: i feel u

TV: wait didn't u explode

Phone: uhh

*vsh*

Ryder: oh no thats horrible

Everest: Хахаха! Теперь вы будете учиться уважать меня!!