Broken Hearts: A PAW Patrol Tragic Romance

Pups and the Problem with Gadgets

Rocky: arf arf screwdriver

Marshal: woa my hose activated

Rocky: ew wet wet

Ryder: april fools lol

Rocky: its july

Rubble: why does my pup pack have a dildo

Chase: aw yeaaah

Rocky: lifejacket deploy

Zuma: *arf arf* i still have nothing

Ryder: nobody likes u anyway

Rocky: hiss

Chase: arf arf bomb

Skye: gets hit by the bomb

Chase: i like this

Rubble: nooo sky

Mayor Humdinger: i did it kitties attacc

Kittens: pussy pussy meow meow

Mayor Humdinger: throws cat on chase

Chase: ah shoe (x2)

Marshal: takes off cats from chase

Ryder: mayo hum digger

Humdigger: u cant stop me

Ryder: atv deploy

*atv falls*

Humdinger: what the

*atv falls on chase*

Humding: ez lmao

Marshal: fuckme.org

Humdigger: Kittens attacc

Kitties: mrow?

Humdigger: no anal porn for u tonight

Kitties: HISSS

Ryder: shit fam

Kitties: *jump on Mayor Humdinger*

Humdinger: fucc

Marshal: *throws humdinger in bay*

Ryder: silly billy

*ryders atv goes in the bay*

Ryder: oops i activated it lol

Marshal: at least its over

Zuma: wheres chase

Rubble: IN THE BAY *jumps*

Zuma: wow such brave

Rubble: i cant swim help

Ryder: lol k lets go inside 2 eat

Rubble: help

Chase: cant im drowning

Danny: hey guys

Skye: yip yip

Chase: jesus christ.