Broken Hearts: A PAW Patrol Tragic Romance

Pups Learn About Sex

Sleepytime in aventure bay.

Rubble: i can be the one

Skye: yip

Chase: lets watch tv

Tv: have you ever felt strange?

Rocky: i have around marshall

Tv: have you ever felt unsually excited?

Marshall: hehehehehehehshHahAGSKDNAHKSNDHSKS

Tv: do you have white substance coming out of ur dicc?

Rubble: milk

Zuma: vodka

Tv: i think its time to learn about s-

Ryder turnz off tv

Ryder: go to sleep

Chase: i want tv

Ryder: SLEEP

Rubble: no

Zuma: nigger

Ryder: lol gn then

Ryder leaves

Chase: turns on tv

Tv: hey you just turned me on wink wink

Rubble: stop winking

Rocky: rented motorcars

Marshall: pull my legs apart

Tv: today we will lern about sex Its a thing when you rape someone

Rubble: rip?

Tv: rape

Rubble: rip

Tv: here is a sex demonstration

Unh unh unh

Tv: now u try

Rubble: uh it seems scary

Marshall: yeah

Tv: just try it

Chase: yawn

Rubble: no

Tv: DO IT

Chase: i think ill turn off you off now mr. tv

Tv: of course. ur an expert at turning ppl off

Chase: grr

Chase tries to turn off tv

Tv: ITS RAPING TIME

Tv smashes marshall and rubble together

zuma: oh fucck

Tv sucks up Chase

Rocky: i have explosive dia reea

Zuma: L0L

Jake: drive safe pups

Rubble: tf

Cali: meow

Katie: callie get out of the arctic

Cali: meow

Skye: yip

Skye drools over tv

Tv: explodes

Rubble: yay im free

Marshall: babe

Rubble: i hate sex

Chase: sky u saved me

Skye: yip?

Ryder: what the fuck is going on

Chase: it was her

Marshall: we are NOT having sex

Skye: yip