Broken Hearts: A PAW Patrol Tragic Romance

Pups and the Evil Turbot

One morninge in aventure bay rider got a call on his tv

Turbot: fascinating fat fishies help me my boate is becoming a big fish

Ryder: k on our way Pups we have emergency

Jake: yay pot patrol

Ryder: fuck off jake

In the lookout

Ryder: Pot patrol turbot needs our helps k?

Zuma: throws up

Ryder: Rocky swim and save turbot k papa troll is on a role

Rocky: hell no

Zuma: ill do it

Ryder: fine

At the bay

Turbot: helpp

Zuma: nigga im coming

Turbot: watch out

Boate hits Zuma

Zuma: wally help

Wally: humps the boat

François: surprise rapiste de maman!

Zuma: gasp

Ryder: throws Rocky to help zumA

François: zats right i am ze evil twin

Rocky: he makes me hard

Wally: humps the boat in half

Turbot: shiiit

François: muahahaha

Alex: I WANT A SMOOTHIE!

Rocky: RYDER IM STILL PREGNANT

Sean Paul: biddi bang bang bang

Ryder: rocky u have type 3 diabetes

François: hits turbot with his baguette

Turbot: falls into water

Wally: pulls in françois's baguette into the water with him

François: Euh, bon merde?

Wally: humps François

Rocky: shoots wally Hes mine

Turbot: cries

Rocky: humps François

François: Ou la la mais que c'est petit

Rocky: i think im pregnant twice in a row

Ryder: francois just said ur dicc is tiny

Jake: Ryder!!

Rocky: humps françois back to France

Turbot: ...my boat

Ryder: k lets go home now

Turbot: but Wally and my boat

(Goes home)

Ryder: wel pups evrything is bacc to normal

Jake: sniffs ryders hair

Alex: nigga

Ryder: fuck