One big night the pups were watching Snoop Dogg on tv. He was singing the pups favourite song, smoke weed everyday. It was so good all the pups came back to life.
Chase: wow i love snoop dog
Rocky: dogg*
Chase: how can you tell im saying it out loud
Ryder: go to bed
Marshall: no
Zuma: i wanna be like snoop dogg when i grow up
Marshall: u mean snoop pup ;)
Chase: haha
Marshall: it wasnt a joke blockhead
Chase: bumsniff
Ryder: enough bumsniffing
Goodway: ryder help theres a robber
Ryder: pups sleep now
Marshall: i wanna help
Ryder: no
Goodway: k
That night...
Marshall: zzz
Chase: zzz
Rubble: snore
Rocky: zzzz
Skye: yip yip
Chase: zzZZ
Zuma: i cant sleep *goes outside for a walk*
Zuma walks into someone
Zuma: watch it eh
???: sorry.
Zuma: Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg: Fam u already kno dis type a ting its a stay tru nigga fam k
Zuma: i cant sleep can u help
Snoop dogg: litty *gives zuma a marry-juana*
Zuma: whats this
Snoop dogg: let urself loose fam
Zuma: *sniff* nigga this shit fr
Chase: *wakes up* Ryder help
Ryder: tf u want
Chase: zuma is talking black again
Ryder: pot patrol to the look out
Meanwhile...
Zuma: i feel pregnant
Snoop Dogg: thats what marryjuana does
Zuma: i could hump marshall all day
Chase: zuma 2 the lookout
Ryder: k pups zuma is drunk snoop dogg captur him
Marshall: o no!
Carlos: wheres my parrot
Ryder: NOT an emergency
In snoop doggs house
Zuma: i spooned a nutella jar
Snoop Dogg: *ties zuma up*
Zuma: wtf nigga
Snoop Dogg: ur just part of my evil plan
Zuma: snoopy r u high again
Snoop Dogg: shut up!
zuma: nah
Snoop: anyway, im gonna capture ryder thx 2 u
Zuma: y
Snoop: because i love him *takes off mask*
Zuma: *gasp* not u
Jake: nigga i wanna fuck ryder
Zuma: ....
Jake: zuma?
Zuma: ....
Jake: *masturbates to paw patrol eps*
Zuma: U CANT SAY NIGGA UR NOT BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zuma: *breaks rope* ITS RAPING TIME
Jake: Gay luigi
Zuma: *rips jakes pants* um ur a girl?
Jake: no it just goes inside out on cold days
Zuma: ah k
*Door slams open*
RYder: Pups, get the snoop dogg- wait wheres snoop dogg
Jake: RYDER!
Ryder: FUCK
Jake: lets write a ryderxjake fanfic
Katie: what are you doing in my house
Ryder: Jake did it
Zuma: nigga im out
Pot patrol: *runs away*
Katie: someone needs a good spanking
Jake: i have herpes
Katie: ew im not gonna rape u
Carlos: katie my parrot's in ur ass
Parrot: *squwak* ass
Zuma: i forgot my weed
Parrot: *squawk* harder calli harder
Katie: i promise
Zuma: nevermind keep my weed
Goodway: who robbed my house
Jake: i borrowed some marryjuana
Goodway: it was broccoli lol
Jake: thats why the stems are stuck in my nostril
Zuma: lmao bye
That night, the pups watched another ep of Snoop Dogg on the tv.
Snoop Dogg: remember kids, never talk to strangers.
Skye: yip yip
Chase: aw shit.
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Broken Hearts: A PAW Patrol Tragic Romance
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