It was night time in aventure bay. everyone was getting ready to go to bed.
Ryder: u sleep now
Zuma: nigga im playing minecraft
Ryder: lol shit bye
Zuma: fucking servers aren't working
Ryder: lol rubbles watching porn on my pup pad so the wifis slow k
Zuma: fuck
Rocky: whats wrong babe
Zuma: minecraft servers are down
Rocky: ascended fucking shit
Marshall: i heard fuck
Ryder: everyone sleep
Goodway: someone robbed chickaletta
Danny: Daring Danny X did
Chase: shit
Danny: watch ur bacc pot patrol, im cumming 4 u
Ryder: hes adopted lol
Rocky: gn ryder
Zuma: gn rocky
Rubble: i thought only girls made milk *licks milk*
Marshall: rubble thats sperm
Rubble: k *licks sperm*
Ryder turns off lights.
???: pot patrol get ready *lights lookout on fire*
Rocky: shit a fire
Ryder: danny stop
Danny: its daring danny
Chase: its actually daring danny x
Danny: enjoy burning pot patrol
Goodway: my chicken
Danny: die motherfucker *slams chickaletta in the ground*
Goodway: *throws Danny in the bay*
Everest: Danny im gonna save u
Danny: its daring danny x
Jake: ryder
Ryder: jake im burning
Jake: jacks off and extinguishes fire with sperm
Ryder: u- u saved me
Jake: of course i did
Ryder: thats- thats very nice
Jake: i love you
Chase: aw
Rocky: aw
Skye: yip yip
Jake: kisses ryder
Ryder: atv deploy
*atv falls on jake*
Rocky: i cant come to his funeral
Rubble: i dont even want 2
Ryder: lol gud pups
*later*
Everest: danny u ok
Danny: *dying* its daring danny x
Everest: ill avenge u
Danny: ...
Everest: i promise
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Broken Hearts: A PAW Patrol Tragic Romance
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