Tyson VS Life - Book One - Drug War

Chapter 1: Awakening

Tyson approached the front gates of the school, gasping for air and clutching his SLURPERTM the reason for his tardiness, as he had been sidetracked in getting to school, taking 45 minutes to duck into 9/11TM and pick up his favourite drink. He blundered his way through the school to his 2nd period IST class , stumbling in and planting himself in his seat next to Lucas, his friend and notorious drug dealer with anger issues. Beside him sat Ryan, the infamous JEW. Almost immediately, Tyson began to pester him for a mint, poking him in the ribs and grabbing at his crotch. "Get off me you fat slut!" Ryan demanded,

throwing a can of mints at his assailant, "Or I'll sick Jacob on you and he'll tear your dick off."

Jacob leaned over and whispered; "I won't just rip his dick off, I'll rape the fuck out of him."

Jacob was another member of Tyson's gang of weirdos, towering over everyone, except the last member, Hodge, a tall, stoic and silent black man. Tyson immediately retreated and fell back into his seat, knocking the keyboard off the table, which remained there for the rest of the day.

"Where have you been anyway?" Questioned Lucas, "Did the crippling depression finally get to you?"

Tyson slurped his drink. "I've been in the hospital with stomach cancer, I drank too many of these things." He motioned towards his SLURPERTM

"Then why the fuck are you still drinking them you retard?" Tyson simply gurgled his reply through the straw of his drink.

"Becaub they tabst great ab are suber fubbing cheap." Lucas looked at him in confusion.

"What the fuck did you just even say? It sounds like you've got a dick in your mouth for christ's sake."

Tyson flipped him the bird in reply, before removing his drink's lid and pouring the rest of the contents down his neck, ignoring the fly that had ended up inside it.

"Tastes a little different, but pretty good." He mused.