Tyson VS Life - Book One - Drug War

Chapter 17: Boss Level

Jacob slammed the child's head into the desk, and screamed at him. He drew a knife and stabbed him in the thigh, causing a large open wound.

"Tell us what we want to know, or I'll fuck your bloody hole!"

Tyson rubbed his half chub enthusiastically.

"That's fuckin hot."

The child both panicked and screamed as blood poured from his leg and Jacob began to get into his fuck position. He jabbed the kid in the ear with his throbbing erection, causing the child to panic more.

"Alright! Alright! It's Queen! Mrs. Queen did it! She knows the boss!"

Jacob nodded and drew a 44. Magnum.

"Thanks."

The kid's nuts became flesh jelly as Jacob assaulted his genitals with a fan of the hammer, filling the child with all six shots. The kid hit the ground and screamed before Jacob stomped on his head, turning it into something similar to his testicles. Ryan pouted and cocked his head.

"Queen? Really? But she's so... sexy."

Lucas looked at him in contempt.

"She is 80."

"Sexy."

"Yeah, okay."

Lucas surrendered and picked up the bloody mess that was the child's body and moved to the window.

"But yeah, we could have asked this kiddo before you busted his head."

Jacob shrugged;

"I was getting bored."

Lucas jammed the corpse through the window, where it came into contact with another child, crushing him to death. The blonde dusted his hands and pointed at Tyson.

"So, we gonna go after Ms. Queen then?"

Tyson was busy consuming one of the seven SLURPERSTM he had brought to school in a plastic bucket. He attempted to reply, opening his mouth and spilling orange SLURPER all over the art room floor.

"Yesh."

Hodge bopped him in the back of the head and shoved him through the art room door, still riddled with bullets. The gang trooped across the hall and into the stairwell. As they attempted to scale the steps to the Religion staff rooms where they would find Queen, they were intercepted. At the top of the stair's landing was a student equipped with a battle axe and full plate medieval body armour. He pointed with his gauntlet covered hand at the group and spoke.

"My name is Garrett the Shit, knight of the obtuse angle table, and I will defend the boss and their allies until my death!"

With this, he charged forwards, axe high, and swung. Hodge grabbed the weapon by the blade and tore it away from its owner. The knight rolled backwards up the stairs and retreated into the staff hall. Jacob ran after, sprinting into the hall and tearing a locker from the wall, hurling it at the knight. The locker slammed into him full force, but dealt no damage due to his heavy armor. The knight got to his feet and rushed at Jacob, landing a gauntlet covered punch in his stomach. For the first time in a while, Jacob flopped to the ground. The rest of the gang burst into the hall from both sets of staircases, going for a pinch tactic. Lucas and Hodge ran at the knight from behind, the blonde wielding the stolen axe. He jumped into the air and brought the axe down into the knight's spine. The axe stuck itself into Garrett's armor. Ryan brought out his defence Glock and tried to shoot the knight, unloading an entire magazine, the rounds simply plinking off the knight's grand armor. Garrett laughed heartily.

"You cannot penetrate my armor fools!"

Hodge moved forwards, yelled a battle cry and unleashed a flurry of punches into the knight's chestplate, doing nothing to impede the knight. He laughed again and shoved Hodge back down the hall. The knight placed his hands on his hips in victory and laughed louder and louder, until he was interrupted.

From behind him came Lucas' genetically engineered son, Henry. The boy sprinted down the hall and jumped into the air, flying into the knight and latching on. Henry began to gnaw on the knight's helmet, chewing up metal and revealing the knight's face. Lucas ran to the axe on the ground and hefted it into his hands, then swung it into the newly made hole in Garrett's helmet, slicing into his face and getting stuck. The mighty knight collapsed to the floor, gurgling and spitting blood everywhere. Jacob stomped forward and grabbed the knight by the helmet and tugged violently, tearing off his head and bringing his spine with it, which Jacob yanked from the skull and discarded. He then booted it down the hall to Henry, who snatched it out of the air and held it high like a trophy. Lucas walked over to him and slapped his hand on his shoulder.

"Ah, son! I was wondering where you were, great job on that murder!"

Henry wriggled and threw his father's hand off.

"Don't fuckin touch me, that's gay."

"Listen here you little shit, when your father wants to thank you for assisting in a murder, you fucking let him thank you, you test tube baby motherfucker."

"Shut the fuck up."

"You know son, we could use someone with your violent eating skills."

Tyson spoke up, spilling more orange SLURPERTM from his gaping mouth.

"What!? No, fuck Henry!"

Lucas marched over to the ginger and jabbed him in the stomach with a finger, crippling Tyson and sending him to the floor.

"Listen up you SLURPERTM drinking motherfucker, I want to spend some quality father and son time with my motherfucking son and I don't give a single shit if you're unhappy with it."

Tyson nodded and threw up some more SLURPERTM. Lucas picked up the axe from the ground and admired it.

"Alright let's get out of here."