Tyson VS Life - Book One - Drug War

Chapter 6: Parking Lot Shanking

School had ended early due to the shooting scare, an event which Lucas was still salty about.

"Great fucking job there Ryan," he patronized, "Now they're gonna be on high alert! How the fuck are we gonna operate now?"

Ryan remained silent, too traumatized to speak.

The gang moved through the shopping centre lobby, picking up a SLURPERTM for Tyson, who laughed in the face of his stomach cancer and health officials alike. The group made their way to the underground parking area, in order to reach the bus stop. In the distance they heard a noise, a woman's shriek. Hodge's ears perked up.

"I sense a lady in need!"

Lucas slapped him on the arm without thinking.

"Hodge, no. Every time you do this it ends poorly. You almost got Mrs. Pire arrested, and all you did was shake her hand."

Hodge went temporarily deaf, and dragged the entire group towards the source of the noise. In a small, unvisited corner of the East parking block, four men were gathered around a woman. Though perhaps they were more like boys than men, but Hodge wanted to assist nonetheless. Lucas, on the other hand, wanted nothing to do with it, as he recognized the assailants as some of Sugar Nips' men.

Hodge approached the bully circle. "Excuse me gentlemen, are you giving this lady some trouble?" One of the guys gave a raised eyebrow.

"Who the fuck- oh shit, it's that black guy and his blonde friend!" One of the other harassers turned around, tire iron in his hand.

"You guys are the ones that killed Sugar Nips! And you-" he pointed at Jacob, "What the fuck did you do to poor Ding Dong you monster?!" Jacob smiled wide and flatly said, "You're next."

The kids looked around in a mix of terror and indecisiveness. "G-Get em!" one shouted. Lucas knew this one as Tire Mike, because he had that fucking tire iron that Lucas had lost a tooth to. The blonde pulled out the confiscated handgun and fired. Click, it went. He muttered and threw the empty thing at Mike, hitting him in the eye.

Hodge took the opportunity to step forward and hoist the damsel into the air, who began to freak right the fuck out. Jacob grabbed one of the other gang members, tearing out a water pipe from a nearby pillar as he grappled him. The two others ran at Ryan and Tyson, the latter of whom reacted by throwing his empty SLURPERTM cup at one. Ryan simply sat on the floor, afflicted with violent PTSD. The ginger ninja raised his hands in self defence, ready to have a proper rumble. Over on the left, Lucas did an unnecessary combat roll towards Mike, who was still reeling from the close contact with a handgun. His cock n balls became host to the unwanted guest that was Lucas' nut buster punch, shattering his manhood and sending him to the floor.

Lucas swung around to see Jacob holding Shits McGee in his left hand and a pipe in the right, one of which went inside the other, sending shit flying out of McGee's mouth, plastering the parking lot ceiling along with his blood. Some of the bloody shit combination ended up on Cunt Cutter, the guy on Tyson's left. Cutter rushed forwards, tripping over the Jew and into Tyson's shoe, breaking his entire face into small shards of bone. The last man standing, Dee Squatterson, panicked and tried to run, stopped when Jacob grabbed him by his left arm. Lucas took his right and the two blondes tugged in unison, splitting the fucker in half, with Lucas taking only an arm and Jacob ending up with three quarters of the corpse of an idiot.

The fighting done, Hodge placed the woman to the ground.

"And what be your name, milady?" he said, tipping a fedora that wasn't there.

The woman blinked. "Did you just assume my gender!?" she said in shock.

Hodge's charming smile changed to a frown. The triggered party flinched, given only a few more seconds to live before she exploded into fragments, Hodge's immense fist left in the middle of the mist that was once her.

"Fuck this," he said, "I'm going home."

And so did the rest of them.