Chapter 3: Asspol Initiative

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Tyson fell down the stairs in his drug induced hangover. "For shit's sake Tyson, this is like the 6th time and we've only made it 3 metres." Jacob complained.

Tyson moaned something in reply.

"What the fuck did you just say?" Lucas said, nursing his stab wound.

"This Asspol shit is-" He vomited. "-fucked up!" Lucas slapped Tyson on the shoulder with his blood stained hand.

"Yeah, but it sells for a shit load!" The rotund ginger fell again, but this time Hodge caught him.

"We gotta get rid of it." He said mid-drool.

"You fucking what?" Asked Lucas, infuriated.

"It's just... it's terrible, we need to get rid of it, get it out of this school!" Lucas continued to be confused.

"And why the fuck would I want to do that?" Tyson stopped.

"I'll give you my Limited Edition Space Jam on VHS."

Both Hodge and Lucas grabbed his hand and shook it violently.

"You've got yourself a fuckin' deal!"

Tyson smiled and stood forward, missing a step and tripping again. He smashed his head on the landing and blacked out. The last words he heard were "Oh for fuck's sake..."

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