This is my rant to you because I'm sick of all your bullshit and drama. This is aimed at every girl who thinks it's sexy to be a fake barbie doll. This is for every girl who thinks it cute to act as if their IQ is their age number. This is for every girl who thinks it's okay to bitch about their friends to other people and start ridiculous rumours. And this is for every girl who thinks every guy is the same.
Number one: Honestly, if you're gonna wear your stupid make-up which hardly any of you need, then put it on lightly or something. How the hell is anyone going to take you seriously if you look like an orange raccoon? And what is with all the hair dye? Looking like a barbie doll isn't 'hot' or 'cute' or whatever you're aiming for. No one likes plastic people. No disrespect to anyone who wears or has dyed their hair and it looks natural or whatever.
Number two: What's with the whole dumb act? How can you take yourself seriously when you sound like my three year-old sister who can barely count to ten? It's not cute to have the intelligence of a goldfish. It's not cute to ask questions that a four year-old could answer for you. It's not cute when u typ lyk dis. Would it kill you to type the full word? Like, honestly, your definition of cute is whacked if you think it's adorable to sound stupid.
Number three: You all need to get along. It's fucking pathetic how you's are all arguing over guys and clothes and shoes and whatever else you wanna have a bitch about. Get over it. There are people way worse off than you and no one wants to see your pretty face contorted with unnecessary tears. Your little 'fights' are so silly. And why do you's spread rumours about your 'friends'? Does that somehow make you a better person?
Number four: This would have to be the thing I hate most in the whole entire world. 'Boys are all the same'. Okay. Let me get this straight and make this perfectly clear to you. You haven't met every boy in the world. So, it's stupid how you let one guy ruin your perspective on everyone else. Sure, they may have broken your trust or something, and I'm really sorry to hear that, but don't just assume that just because some asshole fucked you around that we're all the same. There are millions of perfectly good guys out there that are either not cool enough or good looking enough for you. Drop your pride and get to know them before you label them as 'ugly' or 'worthless'. There aren't enough supermodels out there for you to all have your own, so you may as well settle for the nicest ugly guy you can find or you're going to die alone with seventy cats and a three-legged dog. When you's say 'all guys are the same' just think of how many guys you actually know and compare it with the world's population.
I could go on for ages, but I should stop. You're all fucking beautiful. So enough with this bullshit, yeah? It's honestly just ridiculous. No disrespect to anyone, but this is just how it is. Lose the make-up, lose your pride and lose your drama and you're all good to go.
Much love.
