Dear Teachers.

94 5 1
                                    

You're all hypocrites. And I mean that in the nicest way possible, but I don't think there is a nice way to mean it, so maybe I mean it in a negative way after all. What the hell? Unicorns. This is gonna come across as ungrateful, but I don't mean to be. I do appreciate everything you guys have taught and are teaching me. And I'm sorta sorry for my behaviour sometimes. Sometimes. But other times, you deserve it all.

Okay, so first of all. Stop saying "your education is our first priority" because it's quite clear that it isn't. All you care about is making sure we're in the correct uniform and arrive on time. The other day, I got to class ten minutes late. I had my reasons. And my teacher exclaimed to me in front of everyone, "WHY ARE YOU LATE? POOR EFFORT ON YOUR BEHALF! GET HERE ON TIME! DETENTION! BLAH BLAH BLAH!' He kept yelling while I stood there like, what the fuck are you on, sir? So, he noticed that I was late, right? And then later on that lesson, he handed back my test marks and I got a C-. Wasn't the best, but hey, it was a pass. And he was like to me "that's good, you passed". To which I replied "it's a shit mark, maybe you could tutor me or something?" and he said, "nah, you're passing. it's all good." LIKE, BRO. I'm almost failing, how is that all good? I get that you have a wicked cool, busy social life or whatever, but don't say that you give a fuck about my education when you won't help me with it when I need you to.

And I love how in class, the teachers are all horrible and mean to the kids and are all like "you're going nowhere in life" "you're so stupid" and then in the parent/teacher interviews, the teachers are completely different people. Like, last year I failed maths or something so I had to go for an interview and like, in the car on the way there I was like to my foster parents "The teacher hates me, so she'll probably say shit about what a fucker I am". And then we get in there and apparently I'm a "good kid but sometimes my attitude lets me down" she also added "Tannen's a lovely boy". And I sat there like are you fucking insane? Who are you? Make up your fucking mind. Stupid. 

So, my dearest teachers. Sort your shit out. Start caring more and don't be so bipolar.

Much love.

Le Book of RantsWhere stories live. Discover now