Dear Church.

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Fed up with all the disrespectful fuckwits and their inappropriate shit at church. So if you go to church, please do listen.

Number One; Clothing.

Okay, I'm gonna be perfectly honest. I don't dress up for church. I go in black skinnies, converse and a hoodie. I look like the shiftiest kid out, but it's not showing off skin or anything, so I'd consider it appropriate. My friends wear pretty much the same. So, I was sitting in church the other day and these morons waltzed in and sat down. They were in like, singlet shirts, boardshorts and no shoes. So at first, I was like, okay sure. Maybe they had no time to get ready or maybe they don't have good clothes. Fair enough. Global recession, whatever; money's scarce. Ignoring them, my friends and I focussed back on the front. And then one of them whispered in a mega loud voice, "Look at all these dressed up fags." If I hadn't had my meds that morning, they would've lost their faces. I mean, have some fucking respect. If you wanna mock people there, then leave. You have absolutely no right to judge when you're sitting there looking like the biggest bogan out. After throwing them dark looks, my friends and I ignored them.

Number Two; Manners?

It's church, right? So you'd expect everyone to be there because they want to be. So during the sermon, the tards sitting behind us started whispering and laughing and then one of them started kicking me and my friends' seats. Naturally, I turned around and was like "Can you's please cut that out?" Like, that's a reasonable request, right? And then one of them was like "Fight me". OKAY, HOLD UP. So, this guy was like, the scrawniest kid out. Abnormally tall, skinny as shit, no meat on him. You'd think his parents starved him. And he asked me to fight him. So for one, you're a twig, mate. For two, I've been expelled twice for starting school brawls that ended in half the school swinging at each other. Do you honestly wanna go me? And three, we're in fucking church. If you wanna be a jerk, get out. I'm actually here to listen and learn. So shut the fuck up.

Lastly; Respect.

Putting this simply; if you don't want to be there, then don't come. Simple as that. My friends and I, get up and carpool in one of their cars and go willingly. It's a choice. Not forced. So if you don't want to listen, don't turn up.

Get your shit together guys.

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