Birthday: A day to celebrate the fact that you didn't die in the last 365 days.
Teenager: When you're too young to do half of the things you wanna do, or too old to do the other half.
Feet: A device, used to find legos in the dark.
Tomorrow: The best time to do everything you had planned today.
Etc: An acronym, used when you can't think of anymore examples
Christmas: The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of large socks.
Beard: a food storage device, found on man's face.
Laziness: Risking to drop everything you carry, rather than taking too trips.
Teacher: A person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.
Lastly:
Diplomacy: The ability to tell someone to go to hell, in such a way that they actually look forward to the trip.
That's all the funny definitions I could find! Boi boi!
Boredom: the reason in which this chapter initially exists.
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