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When I go to a restaurant, I wait for the words:
"Do you want a kids menu?".

I am never disappointed.

Get this: I'm old enough to drive a car with a parent, and yet my parents are still getting asked:
"Does your child need a kids menu?"

My Dad and I have a plan for when I'm 19:
1. When the waiter/ress asks my parents if I need a kids menu, I'll say yes.
2. I'll order a beer for my Dad. (If the waiter/ress asks me for an ID card, I'll show them I am in fact, 19.)
3. Watch the Waiter/ress's reaction. 😏

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