When subtitles are on...XD

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I was watching try not to laugh challenge #9, made by Markiplier, when a hilarious subtitle sentence came up:

*Mark dissolves into an angry chimp*.

I lost it...

HERE'S MORE!

*Dying can I get a "WOOF WOOF"?*

*HONK* (THAT WAS MARKIPLIER!)

*Weird mouth sound*

*Reversed "manly" screams that sound like goblin sounds, except without the goblins*

*BANJO KAZZOOIE INTENSIFIES*

*tapitytaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap*

*he seems to be choking on eternal torment* (DOCTOR??)

*Donald Trump hand impressions*

*JK! It was a trombone, bitch!*

*hitlerfish* (THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL!)

*revs up internal engine*

"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

*Euro beat plays as a man skyrockets to space with his trusty lawnmower*

(Unholy screech)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*wheeeEEEzeee laugh*

*dull thump*

*punch x1*

*punch x2*

*punch x3*

*punch x4*

*punch x5*

*punch x6*

*punch x7*

*repeated punching begins again*

*still going guys*

"Old people are the greatest! They're full of wisdom and experience!"
~not even 1 second later~
Naked Geezer: BITCH! WOOO! *jumps off wooden bridge into water*
XD

"THIS BALL IS LONG GONE! JUST LIKE THE EX-GIRLFRIEND WHO WILL NEVER RETURN!"
~some Chinese guy! XD

Now for some Jacksepticeye shit! Good shit, I mean...

(Bap)

"OH! IT'S MISTER STEAL-UR-GIRL! MISTER.....dead...HAHAHA!"

"People these days - they don't got no respect!" (Donk) HAHAHA!

(Dances to the sick tunage)

(Jack performs the Bossitronian mating dance)

(Are you aroused yet?)

(You should be)

(High-pitched) "OHHHH! I'M FUCKIN SLAYIN NOW BOB!"

(Kersplat)

"Cautious, cautious, DEAD!"

"Hey there! Hop on my dick!"
~Markiplier

And that's all!

Dear Zanman7;
How's your...Jeeeeesuus?
Sincerely, DreamStirling

BOI!!!

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