Dreams:

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So: I had 2 nightmares last night.

The first nightmare was pretty much about me accidentally walking into a gigantic spider web, and a tarantula (out of ALL THE SPIDERS!) was on the other side of the spider web. I ended up stuck in the spiderweb, with a tarantula walking back and forth in front of me, for 3 hours! I woke up at about 2-3 o'clock!

Later:

Me: La da da! Hello people! Hello bathroom door! Hello stall!

Spider: NOTICE ME SEMPAIIII!

Me: *looks towards the left wall* HOLY SHIT! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! *punches wall and surprisingly doesn't break wrist*

Spider: I don't me-AAAAAAAAAHHHH *ded*

Me: F*** YOU SPIDER! YOU SCARED ME F***ING 2 TIMES NOW! *flips bird towards dead spider*

I'm an ARACHNOPHOBIC...help me...

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