Dear burpies;
Fuck you!
Sincerely, everyone.
Dear Subway;
Why must you photograph your ingredients and hang them up? You'll understand why I asked this, as soon as you sit beside a gigantic picture of cucumbers.
Sincerely, DreamStirling
Dear doctors;
Don't be arrogant assholes.
Sincerely, DreamStirling and Shaun Murphy
Dear restaurants;
Stop lying. People will eat your crap whether it's good for you or not.
Sincerely, everyone
Dear Wife of Trump:
Fuck your title! Michelle will always be the First Lady.
Sincerely, Ellen Degeneres
Dear principles;
Don't ban fidget spinners. Somewhere out there, a hyperactive kid needs it.
Sincerely, a parent of a hyperactive kid
Dear YouTube;
Thanks for letting me waste countless hours on Markiplier and cat videos! :)
Sincerely, every introvert
Dear snapchat;
You are hated by parents everywhere.
Sincerely, DreamStirling's parents
(My Mom actually said this!)
Dear Dogs;
When we got you, we didn't mean to hire a second doorbell...
Sincerely, dog owners
Dear Cats;
Despite your antics, why are you so damn lazy?!
Sincerely, cat owners
That's it. Boi!
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