VOTE INDEPENDENCE FOR SCOTLAND OR SOMEONE WILL GET HURT Hello laddies, I am here to tell you aboot why claimat change is bad. First of all, tae weather in Scotland is actually good for once. That is no a good sign. That means nice places like Spain are more boilin than usual. And if Spain is boilin, they lose money from cold Scottish cunts. All tae ski places near Aberdeen will melt and die. A have a mate who likes tae ski and if she cannae ski, she will commit by jumpin off a moontan. A cannae have tha!! Secondly, me mum likes goin off to Florida and stuff especially Miami and if the sea level continues to rise, THERE WILL BE NO MIAMI!!!!! How can me mum go to a place that DOESN'T EXIST?!?!?!?!? A thought so DOnald YE STUPID RAGING BULL!! Thirdly, countries like Holland will die and Holland is the only country in Europe shittier at football than Scotland. Full offence ye windmill cunts. Ye might as well wear ye fuckin clogs oan tae pitch yer that shit it wouldn't even make a difference. So it dudny really matter if they die anyway. Maybe ye should have qualified for Euro 2016 ye stupid bastards!! An don start wit ye stupid shet aboot how Scotland didny qualify, or you'll wake up one legged ye stupid cunt. Anyway i digress I want to talk aboot Donald trump and his stupid arse and his false statements aboot global warmin or summat. I have better hair than Trump and Im bald. Ha ha ha . That is all for tae Trump section. Fourhtly, Scottish people dont like melting or else we burn and burning scottish people is bad because we will burn you back thats what i told matty from primary school the stupid boy hes grateful he listened otherwise the reprobrate would have seen his da dfancing aroond at his funeral. Oo back tae claimate change noo. I like going to places like the Maldives when i have mugged enough Glaswegians to get a ticket. If a cannae goo to the Maldives someone is gonna get hurt and it's gonna be a Glaswegian. wHAT does this have tae do wit claimate change, you ask? It has a lot tae do with it, in fact is has everythin tae do with it, includiong tae followin: Un. All the lakes in Canada will evaporate therefore killin all of tae moose and bears. And then the hun'ers will be sad and kill; themselves. And then their bodees will be oan dae road and then everycunt will crash and die!! Do ui really want that ye psychotic English fool?? I bet ye voted Tory ye rich arsehole. Burn in hell i hope your mum attends yer funeral ye rich cunt. Deux. Ma mates doon in Dumfries are complaining because its 11 degrees!! How hot is that mate!! Let me ask ye a question lads. Would yous be comfy levin in a stenkin hot hellscape liek that aye?? I thought so !! Am no gon tae survive wit a temperature like that !! I want to talk aboot english cunts now. If yer english id advise fuck off ya poash cunt. Go back to gloucester ye fancy word name cunt. Also everyone not from tae north can suck a fat one especially every politician except tae scottish ones because theyre actually cool and are probably alcoholic like the rest of us,.] Anyway, a got tae goo, im aboot tae run oot of vodka, and i need to mug anothwr glaswegian tae get money and run doon to tesco and buy more. Bye bye ye cunts.
Alastair McAlastair (doont ask me why me mum chose that name or yer gonna wake up one handed) DOONT FORGET TO WEAR YE KILT!!
VOTE INDEPENDENCE. Or i will hurt evrry glaswegian i can get ma hands oan.
DISCLAIMER - None o this stuff is actually correct. A was just bored as fuck in class. Am no gonna hurt ye.
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