"there's chicken in my bag" "i nearly choked on my fork" "have you ever threatened yourself with a pair of scissors because i have" "all i want for christmas is me" "water tastes like water" "we do have bone marrow!" "did you know all the days end in -day?" "wood smells like wood" "VON LIECHTENSTEIN" "dirt is dirty" "oh it's fry day. you know, fries? no?" (out of nowhere) "i love myself." "hey elina. elina. *burps loudly.*" "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEHEHAHEHAAAAAAAAAAAA" me: "what are you doing?" her: "fingering. no i'm playing with your asian lady that you love." "muslim is a cool religion. i love muslimism." "hey elina. *spreads legs like she's giving birth.*" "uh. uh. uh. uh. uh. uhahaha. aaaaaa." "ooh it makes me think of a. a willy. a willy. willy." "this is a tree stem." *gets glass bottle* "can i smash this? i want to smash this. if i smash it it's not my fault. I WANNA SMASH THE BOTTLE. AAAAAAAA" "my favourite food is dirt." "let's ride elina." someone: "what are you doing." her: "i'm marrying shaquasha. shut up i'm marrying shaquasha." someone: "isn't she naked?" her: "she's got fuckin branches mate." "are you treesist?" "i'm about to swim in some cement because i feel like it. it could be a sport. we could do it in PE! CEMENT SWIMMING!!" "they've got cordial. that's racist." "shaquille always stares at me in geography and i don't like it. i feel like he's violating my privacy." "don't do drugs kids. unless you want to end up like me. then you'll be awesome."
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