Crush x Reader Oneshots

Crush X Reader: Kiss Thief

*I DON'T CONDONE STEALING*

(Your POV) 

You smiled as you watched the rain pour down outside, the raindrops bouncing off of the roof of your home. You always found rain calming,  and since you were all alone in your house, you welcomed the comfort. You yawned and stretched, glancing at your phone. You powered it on, and looked at the time. 

'11:38' the phone read. You looked up again at the window, obviously knowing it was the middle of the night. You chuckled, your parents would never let you stay up this late. 

"But my parents aren't here now, not for another week." You quietly hummed to yourself. As you put your phone back down, you heard a noise downstairs. You snuck out of your room, and peeked down the stairs. After a couple of moments, you shrugged and went back to your room, assuming that it was the air conditioning. 

10 minutes passed and you heard another noise, this one much louder than the first. It became increasingly louder and louder until it stopped. You grabbed a pencil that you had laying next to you and cautiously peeked out your room. You flinched when you heard the sound of glass shattering downstairs and the steady drum of footsteps that followed. 

'Crap, now what? I can't defend myself with this!' You thought, staring down at the small pencil in your hand. You heard the footsteps coming closer and closer towards the stairs. You let out a breath of air and jumped off of the stairs. 

"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE DIPWAD!!!" You screamed, lunging onto your assailant, stabbing him in the shoulder with the small pencil. You took the opportunity to rip his mask, throwing it to the ground. The assailant roared in anger, throwing you off of his back. You slid into the wall and looked up, your eyes widening in surprise. 

"(C/N)!?! What the heck are you doing?!?" You gasped in disbelief as you saw him glare at you. 

"Shut up!" He hissed, running towards you. 

"He went in here!" You heard a masculine voice yell from outside. (C/N) quickly looked up and dashed into a nearby closet. You then stood face to face with a police officer, with many others following in behind him. 

"Ma'am, are you alright?" The officer asked, a look of concern on his face. 

"I'm fine." You answered, breathing out a sigh. 

"Good, have you seen this man?" The officer held a picture of what seemed to come from  a video recording. You clearly recognized the mask that you pulled off of (C/N) and his distinctive hoodie. You looked back up at the officer.

"What did he do?" You asked curiously.

"He stole from a company CEO, ran off with thousands of dollars." The officer stated vaguely. "Now, have you seen him or not?" The officer asked sternly. You saw (C/N) out of the corner of your eye, silently pleading with you through the small crack in the closet door.

"I heard something a couple minutes ago coming from down here. I hid in my room until I heard you guys coming. I think he left this here." You lied, handing him the mask that was lying on the ground.

"Oh good! We could get a hair sample from this!" The officer exclaimed. You saw (C/N) tense up  from inside the closet.

"Uh, actually.." The officer turned to stare at you. " I haven't really vacuumed in here for a good week or so.." You admitted. The officer raised an eyebrow. 

"What does that have to do with anything?" The officer asked sternly. 

"Oh! Well, um, we have a dog. Really hairy! He sheds literally everywhere. The hair has probably gotten all over the mask!" You lied again. You saw (C/N) facepalm from the closet.

"That's fine, the analysis knows the difference between dog and human hair." The officer turned to leave. "Wait, where's your dog?" The officer turned to look at you suspiciously.

"He went with my parents on their business trip." You replied quickly. The officer gave a thoughtful nod and walked towards the door. 

"Wait! You don't want to take that mask!" You yelled after him. 

"Why not?" 

"Because, I kinda 'bled' on the floor.."You lied, desperate to keep the officer from taking the mask. 

"You wHAT?!" The officer asked loudly. 

"Yea, um.. I kinda have really bad cramps and since no one is in the house, I thought it would be ok if I walked around without pants.. or underwear. It kinda spilled out.." You answered awkwardly. 

"OK OK OK! Uh, yeah, that would've messed up the DNA analysis anyway." The officer reasoned, quickly dropping the mask on the ground. An awkward silence filled the room. "Well, um, if anything else happens and you see that individual, give us a call, ok?" The officer added. You gave a understanding nod and closed the door behind  him. You let out a sigh of relief and walked over to the closet. 

"You can come out now." You stated quietly. (C/N) emerged from the closet, giving you a quick hug. 

"Thank you so much!" (C/N) whispered gleefully. You gave him a look of concern. 

"Why did you steal from that CEO?" You asked sternly. 

"He stole from my dad, I stole back." (C/N) answered simply. "Sorry bout the window. I could help you fix it?" He suggested. 

"My parents won't be home for a week." You answered. "And plus, you still stole from that dude. From where I'm standing, you don't sound like a good thief." You added. 

"But I'm still standing here as a free man." (C/N) smirked. You rolled your eyes. 

"For now." You quipped. "Why'd you break into MY house though?" You asked. 

"I hoped that you would help me out." (C/N) shrugged, giving you a smirk. "And so I could do this." (C/N) grabbed your shoulder and pulled you into a kiss before you could do anything. You felt your face heat up and hesitantly kissed back. You squeaked when you felt a hand brush up against your butt. You quickly pulled away and gave (C/N) a stern look. 

"Hey, keep it PG buddy!" You exclaimed, your face turning red. (C/N) smirked, going in for another kiss. You closed your eyes and leaned in. 

"Enjoy your little prize, sweetheart." You heard (C/N)'s soft whisper against your ear. You opened your eyes to find (C/N) running out the door. You let out a soft chuckle and turned around to go back to your room. You stopped when a dollar twirled out of your pocket. (Sorry, I'm going off of US currency! ) You reached in your back pocket to find about a hundred dollars. 

"(C/N), you kiss theif-er you!" You chuckled, walking back up to your room. 

A/N 

Not the best, I know, sorry!! But hope you guys enjoyed! 

Also, thanks for 2k!!! gooDNESS GRACIOUS YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!!