Meeting The N.E.S.T Crew

Chapter Four: Getting to Know The 'Bots

SORRY IF I MAKE MISTAKES (NOBODY IS PERFECT) AND I WAS USING MY NEW CHROMEBOOK, SO MY SPELLING WON'T BE GOOD.

  When morning came Optimus was waiting in the driveway with the rest of the Autobots, Jazz and Bumblebee were sitting under Ironhide's tree. Which by the way had a very angry 'Hide standing by it. Optimus and Ratchet were transformed and were some what sitting by the old barn. By the way did I tell you that Will and Sarah have horses. One of the four horses was a gray dappled mare named Hera, she liked me a lot. But anyways I was sitting by Bee, Jazz, and 'Hide.

  "So, Luna, er... Clarissa what's it like being a dog?" Jazz asked. I looked up at him then down, which I thought I had the pad of paper and pen I stole from Will, but they were gone. Where did they go!

  "Are you looking for these, Clarissa?" I heard Will call. I turned to him and nodded my large head. I got up from my sitting position and picked up a soft trot toward Will. Once I got to him, I grabbed the pad of paper and pen carefully out of his hand and ran back over to the boys.

  "You can write?" Bee asked, using multiple different stations to find the correct words. I sat back down and dropped the pad of paper on the ground. I put the pen in my jaws and started to write to the questions the boys gave me.

  Being a dog is alright and I can write.

  Again my writing was broken so to speak, but hay.

  "Ironhide had asked me this morning, that you wanted to able to speak again without using the pad of paper and pen, Clarissa. Am I correct?" Ratchet asked, he was making his way over to where we we're with Optimus. 

  Yes, I really really want to speak again. It's kinda hard writing when you have a large muzzle and paws. I don't really have opposable thumbs.

  I heard Jazz and Bee snicker, well Bee tried to snicker, it was more like a peacock squawking. When peacock squawk it sounds horrible. (A/N I had a peacock she was really annoying because every five seconds she would go and squawk 'MUM' really loud at me, I guess she would be a peahen) I went to laugh at Bee's snicker, but it came out like a snort mixed with a cough. Which in the end made Jazz and Bee to start laughing. I growled softly.

  "What was that?" Jazz laughed. I looked down embarrassed.

  It was a laugh, but it sounded like someone died. 

  That made the two to roar up into laughter. I growled with all my strength, while crouching down in a aggressive way. Both of them looked down at me and raised their servos up in a surrender way. 

  "Okay...okay, but it was funny." Jazz said. I growled again, gave him a wolf-like smile.

  So, because I really wasn't able to talk to you when I met you, but about that Galloway guy. Could I you know scare the living shit out of him because I'm pretty sure everyone would love to see that.

 "Yeah, about that, I don't think he would be very happy at me and you, so he would have you shipped back to Oliver and Jakson." Will said while scratching the back of his head. I whined while the bots, Ironhide, Jazz, and Bumblebee, snickered. 

  "Like William said, it would be very unwise to do such a thing to Galloway Clarissa." Optimus said. I whined again. 'Oh, come on!'.

  You know guys you can call me Critter, it's my nickname, or Valhalla, it may be my middle name but it has it's importance in the Mashaw family. Clarissa is really long and most people don't pronounce or spell it right. 

  "Why is Valhalla important?" Ironhide asked. I tilted my head trying to find the right words.

  Well, Valhalla is the Norse heaven where warriors who have been chosen by Odin are token. The Valkyrie's and their reaping mares go to that planet and reap them warriors. Then they are token to Valhalla where they live the rest of eternity. My dad's generation or the very first Mashaw's were said to be god's on a different planet called Paxin. Their names were Hermes Valhalla Mashaw, they say he was the god of death, Celsius May Mashaw, was said to be the god of life. Now Celsius has a different middle name because she wasn't a Mashaw till she married Hermes. Celsius after a few years of being married with Hermes she got pregnant  with twins. You should knew where that went off. When the twins were born they asked if they could go to earth and they found their mates. And it goes on. Well, anyway that's the tell to the Mashaw generation. But anyway Valhalla went down the generation, because Hermes believed that we would all be warriors and when we were killed in battle we would be chosen by Odin and that we would go to Valhalla.  

  Now that was very hard to write, but I got it done. It took like five minutes to write.

  "But that would mean......." Will trailed off.

  That I was a alien and that I was from a different planet, no I'm not a alien or from a different planet. No one in the family knows if that tale is true.

He nodded, but was still confused.

  It was a tale created by the 7th generation of Mashaw's.

  He nodded again. 'For fucks sake Will, it's not rocket science.'.

  "So, if you chosen by Odin, will the Valkyries come and get you." Asked Bee through his stations.

  Well me, I don't know, I've never went to think I would be a warrior nor be a dog that's working with a bunch of aliens.

  "Well you know." Jazz said. I laughed my weird laugh and got everyone else to laugh, but Optimus he chuckled.

  "Well if we head to base I could think of something to do about getting your voice, Valhalla." Ratchet said. I nodded and the 'bots transformed into their alt. modes. Will yelled out to Sarah that he was leaving with me and the 'bots. 

  Then we drove off to the base to find a way to get