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aguSTD_useprotection has created a group with you and 8 others

aguSTD_useprotection
Who the FUCK IS THIS CHILD

JiminiesJams
Hey! It's STD
but like for real tho who's the kid

Taelien
My favorite child ever

Kookster
No he's my favorite child

MotionlessMin
Well I'm his favorite adult so.....

Taelien
No way he loves me

MotionlessMin
He's sitting on my lap and we're coloring together

Taelien
GASP
That's what we used to do

auSTD_useprotection
WHOS THE FUCKING KID

RappMonstaa
I would also like to know

UlzzangLivia
Hyunshik

JiminiesJams
And Hyunshik is?

Your_Angel_JHope
Adorable

aguSTD_useprotection
I SWEAR TO GOD WHY WILL NONE OF YOU GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER
And did Jimin really just call me STD again

MotionlessMin
I mean like you guys it's not that hard

JiminiesJams
Olivia doesn't have a kid does she!?

JustBella
gUYS YOURE ABOUT TO GET MY GODDAMN PHONE TAKEN AWAY IM STILL IN SCHOOL YOU ASSHOLES

RappMonstaa
Then leave we're trying to figure out who the duck this kid belongs to

SeokJin77
LANGUAGE

JustBella has left the group

UlzzangLivia
rip

RappMonstaa
Olivia please fucking tell me that's not your kid

Taelien
Why does it matter if Hyunshik is Olivia's kid or not?

RappMonstaa
Because like, Uhm I don't know if you guys realize Hyunshik is like 2 which would mean...

JiminiesJams
I'm not following

RappMonstaa-
IT WOULD MEAN THAT HES JUNGKOOKS KID TOO

JiminiesJams
HOLY SHIT DO YOU GUYS HAVE A KID

MotionlessMin
Fucking hell Jimin I just heard you scream upstairs

JiminesJams
WAIT YOU GUYS ARE HERE
OLIVIA DO YOU AND KOOKIE HAVE A FUCKING KID

Kookster
Oh my god this is rich

Taelien
I know it's funny to watch them squirm

aguSTD_useprotection
Just fuckinf tell us

Kookster
Okay you guys ready

MotionlessMin
3
2
1

UlzzangLivia
He's my nephew

RappMonstaa
So
Not Jungkook's kid?

Kookster
Tf why it matter if he was my kid I would be the best fucking father ever

SeokJin77
LANGUAGE YOUNG MAN

JiminesJams
OH MY FOD YOU GUYS HES SO FUCKING CUTE HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS GOTTA SEE HIM

Kookster
I'm already on my way

Taelien
IM COMING HYUNSHIK

MotionlessMin
NO IM NOT LETTING GO OF HIM
I LOVE HIM

aguSTD_useprotection
Dammit
I wanna see the kid :(

UlzzangLivia
I mean no one told you, you couldn't

aguSTD_useprotection
Wait holy shit are you being for real

MotionlessMin
Sure, you seem chill and we've all talked about meeting so...

aguSTD_useprotection
I would in a heartbeat but sadly I'm in class right now.

SeokJin77
Then why are you on your phone and not paying attention

aguSTD_useprotection
Because we're taking notes and I can do that later

Kookster
Wait how old are you

aguSTD_useprotection
I'm 21

MotionlessMin
Ew you're in university that's gross

aguSTD_useprotection
Tell me about it.
But I still want to meet you guys please can we do it soon?

UlzzangLivia
I don't see why not

MotionlessMin
Sure

Your_Angel_JHope
YEAH it would be fun

Kookster
I'm down

Taelien
Me too

RappMonstaa
Same

I drug that out too long. Oops

Anyways, thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed!