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5.

The Bulletproof Boyscouts GC

Yoongs
Dude what the fuck

Jin
LANGUAGE

Namjoon
Woah. Who made yoongs angry?

Taehyung
I have no idea man 🤷🏻‍♂️

Yoongi
Like hell you do Taehyung

Hoseok
Yoongi please calm down
Tae probably didn't mean to do whatever he did

Taehyung
^ I didn't do anything

Yoongi
I just started talking to her and you're already stealing her
Unbelievable

Jimin
Wait.
HER
Yoongi what is going on?

Taehyung
Hyung please I don't understand what your talking about
What girl?

Jimin
What's happening?

Namjoon
^ Tae snatched Yoongi's girl

Jimin
YOONGI HAD A GIRL
?
How did I not know this?

Hoseok
None of us did Jimin

Yoongi
I don't have "a girl"
Or at least not now
Because Taehyung swooped in and stole her

Namjoon
Tae wtf you like, don't do that
You know,
Bro code

Taehyung
I NEVER DID ANYTHING
I don't know what he's talking about

Jin
I'm so confused

Jimin
^ me too Jin hyung

Yoongi
Taehyung stop acting
You commented on her Instagram post
Ring any bells?

Hoseok
....
This is about an Instagram post
What even

Jimin
Hey,
Does anyone know where the international playboy is?

Namjoon
Well seeing the conversation going on the group chat rn I'd say Tae is Mr. "International Playboy"

Jimin
No!
I mean Kookie

Jin
Yeah I think he went on a workout

Jimin
Ohhhh okay

Taehyung
Ohhhhhhh
Wait Yoongi hyung
Are you talking about Olivia?

Yoongi
YES
see you knew all along

Taehyung
BAHAHAHAHA

Yoongi
What

Taehyung
YOU
like Olivia
Oh my god

Yoongi
.....

Jungkook
Hey hyungs!
What's up?

Hoseok
^ Yoongi and Tae are fighting about a girl
I guess

Jimin
Yeah tbh we're all kinda lost

Jungkook
Ahhh okay

Taehyung
wait wait wait
You thought
That I LIKED Olivia?

Yoongi
Yes
That's why you commented on her post
Right?

Taehyung
No you have it ALL wrong
Livi and I are best friends
We have been for YEARS

Yoongi
Ohhh
Wait
So you like know her
Personally?

Taeyhyung
Um yes
Why
....
NO
IM NOT SETTING YOU UP

Jungkook
Hey hyungs?

Jimin
Ye

Namjoon
Huh

Jin
Yes?

Hoseok
What Kookie?

Jungkook
I'm hungry let's leave these idiots and go get food

Namjoon
Sounds good to me

Jin
^

Jimin
^ I'm down

Hoseok
I could eat.

Yoongi
TAE
WHY NOT

Taehyung
Because you don't even know each other
Have you even seen her full face?
Do you know anything about her?

Yoongi
I will if you set us up? 😊

Taehyung
No

Yoongi
Fine.
I can get her without your help.

Taehyung
Hyung no
I will not allow it
What if you hurt her
.....
Hyung
HYUNG
YAH WHERE DID YOU GO?!

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