Anubico Oneshots based on prompts

"How come everyone but us has Dragonite?"

Prompt: Please do a Pokemon Go oneshot!

"How come everyone but us has Dragonite?"

Nico looked over at his boyfriend. "What?"

Anubis threw his hand into the air, the other securely wrapped around his phone, "I mean. What has it been, two months or something, and everyone has a freaking Dragonite. How? It costs 100 Dratini candy to evolve a Draonair, and finding a Dragonair is hard enough. And you need even more candy to evolve a Dratini and then evolve it again into Dragonite."

Nico raised his eyebrows. It was unusual for Anubis to complain about stuff, especially about Pokémon Go.

He chuckled and leaned over to place a kiss on the other's lips.

"I love you," Anubis said.

"I love you, too," Nico said, treasuring the smile appearing on Anubis' face. "I'm sorry if I annoy you with complaints. But- I just want a Dragonite, and it's not fair that everyone else has one. Even those with low level has one, and we don't."

"But don't you have like 96 Dratini candy by now?" Anubis asked.

Nico tapped on his Dragonair, "Yeah, but I still need to find one Dratini or Dragonair."

They were silent as they continued walking. They spun a Poké-Stop, caught some Pidgeys and enjoyed the sun.

"You wanna get some ice-cream?" Nico asked. He'd been craving the cold and sugary substance all day but it had been a tad too cold to eat one. Now the sun was beating down on them and a soft breeze wafted past them.

"Sure, but only if you let me choose my own flavour this time," Anubis said, poking Nico in the side.

Nico flinched, "Wha- I don't usually choose your flavour, it's just because the sorbets you always choose don't really taste that good."

"Maybe I chose those tastes so that you wouldn't steal ice from me?"

Nico placed a hand on his chest, seemingly shocked, "You wouldn't dare."

Anubis raised an eyebrow and smirked, "You'll never know."

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Nico scowled, how dare Anubis steal from his chocolate chip mint ice-cream.

"Hey, don't steal from me!"

He watched as his boyfriend chuckled evilly while he slowly licked the ice-cream off his spoon. Nico definitely didn't stare too long at the other's pink tongue.

"You always steal from me, I'm just returning the favour," Anubis said, winking at Nico's rolling eyes.

Nico huffed, "Still, mint's my favourite..."

"Well, passion fruit is my favourite sorbet ice, so boohoo."

For someone as composed as Anubis he was awfully picky about his food. Nico had thougt he'd for sure be the type who'd eat anything as long as it was offered to him, kinda like a dog. He snickered a bit at that thought which earned him a raised eyebrow from his boyfriend.

"What?" he asked.

"Nothing."

Anubis scowled, "You don't just snicker out of nowhere, you just don't."

What?

"What, I can't snicker if I just feel like it?"

The other shrugged, "It's something you just don't do."

Nico tensed his jaw. Just because he wasn't the jolliest of people didn't mean that he didn't have fun. "Well, if you want to know, it was because I was thinking that I'd expected you to act like a dog."

Anubis gaped, "You did not just-"

Nico stole a scoop of his sorbet, "Welp I just did." He then took off down the street, Anubis tailing behind him shouting for his death.

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Nico scoffed, "Another Aipom? C'mon! I have like 50 candies already."

Anubis sipped from his tea, "Why don't you just use them to power up the strongest?"

Nico stared at him, incredulous. Could this guy get any more idiotic? "Duh. I need them for the evolution into Ambipom that's arriving later, don't you know anything?"

The other raised his hands in surrender, "Hey, I was just suggesting. We have been sitting at this pokéstop for one and a half hour after all. Do you even have any more lure modules left?"

Crap, he was busted, "Um, yeah, I got a bunch a couple days back."

Anubis stared at him, "Nico, did you buy more lure modules?"

Nico cringed, "No...."

A sigh, "I told you not to use money on that game!"

"I know! I was weak. I had none left and it caught me in a weak position."

He glanced at Anubis. He was staring down at his tea. Was he mad?

"I'm sorry. Are you mad?"

The elder sighed, "I- No, I'm not- Okay maybe a little mad, but it's your money."

That was a relief, "Do you wanna go ho-" A buzzing from his phone made him stop.

A tiny white serpent had appeared by the pokéstop.

"YES!" He tapped on the Pokémon and threw a razzberry at it, then used a great ball. He tensed as the ball tipped once, twice, and then thrice. The ball clicked and the message popped up.

"Did you get it?" Anubis asked excitedly.

Nico nodded fervently and activated a lucky egg, no way was he going to waste the EXP he'd receive from the new Pokémon. He tapped on his strongest Dragonair and tapped evolve. Dragonair glowed on the screen and evolved into Dragonite. He'd finally done it.

He leaned towards Anubis and kissed his cheek, "Thanks for waiting with me."

Anubis smiled one of his small smiles, "Of course. Can we go home now?"

"Sure, after I evolve the rest of the others while the lucky egg is active."

Anubis sighed.

"I hope they introduce battles against other players later on," Anubis mused.

Nico thought it over for a second, "Yeah, I miss that from the original games. I'm glad they've introduced stones now at least, that's a start."

"Yeah, but they still require candy for those that evolve only with a stone in the games. Why can't they just stick to some rules from the games?" Anubis threw his hands into the air.

"But then you'd only have to wait for the correct 7-day pokéstop bonus and use the stones. When you're required candy, you have to play more than once a day. That's how they earn money and playtime anyway."

"That's true," Anubis agreed. "Maybe we should just go back to the old games." He sat up, "Did you know that they're talking about releasing the oldest Pokémon games as downloadable games on 3DS?"

Nico rolled his eyes, "Of course I knew. I haven't lived under a rock after all."

"Hey, should we buy Ultra Sun or Moon?"

"Haven't we already played the Sun and Moon games?" Was there any point in playing the same game again?

"Yeah, but it's better now, even more flowers and y'know it's... fancier."

Nico raised an eyebrow, "Fancier."

Anubis looked sheepish, "Well- I just want to play it."

Nico laughed, "Whatever you say dude."

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Hey, guys... No I haven't died. I just kinda didn't write for a long time....... Sorry