I'm actually deadddd i failed at making macaroni n cheese ACTUALLY DEADDDD. Like how the fuck?? But okay i didn't know how to make macaroni but i was so desperate for mac n cheese i hit up a friend and the first thing he said was "you're a fucking retard" I WAS DEADD I UNDERCOOKED IT BECAUSE I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO BOIL WATER.
Times like these i got to ask myself what's life????? Literally stupid i'm actually retarded. He said first to put the water in and to put it on medium BUT I WAS SCARED TO PUT IT IN MEDIUM so i kept squirming yeah i'm actually this retarded in real life. LMAOOO. Well i disappointed myself into a whole new level . so i decided to eat a piece of bread too much work to do anything else.
Actually think i triggered him i was deadddd and actually stupid didn't know how to boil fucking WATER water water actually what the fuck,. i was shooketh LMAO deadass and all i kept hearing from my phone was "WHAT THE FLYING FUCK STEPHANIE" "WATER?!?" "LMFAOOO" "IS YOU OKAY?" " DO U NEED SOME MEDICAL ASSISTANCE?" " B ILL UBER TO UR HOUSE" i was deaddddd fucking water H2O shit what the fuck.
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