archer: what the fuck is a virginity
me: something you haven't had since you were 14 you horny fucking bastard
me: so who's the lucky lady
archer: no one
me: tell us
me: or I kill off Reece
archer: kill off reece and I kill off brandon
me: do it
me: i dare you
archer: *shoots brandon*
Brandon: *dead*
Damian: *happy demon spawn*
Wall: NO, MY LOVE
Nikki: BITCH HE'S MINE
Wall: FIGHT ME BITCH
Nikki: GLADLY
Caitlin: well then
Inception: what
YOU ARE READING
shadowstar should be like a movie or something - Nikki's Fourth Book of Shit
Diversosshadowstar omg yes. Title done by Mae pretty much ty daughter ❤