"Hi, how can I help you?"
"I have a nose. You have a nose. So you nose what that means."
"That neither of us is Voldemort?"
"Why do you make this so hard!"
"Why do you give such crappy pickup lines?"
"I don't like you."
"Then stop calling me."
"I can't!"
"Why not?"
"Forgiveness needs to be given."
"Well, I'm not willing to forgive until you give me a good pick up line."
"The last three I fed you, were good!"
"Mm. That's debatable."
"What's your name and age? You never told me."
"I'm 17. But I'm not telling you my name."
"Why not!"
"Again. How do I know you aren't some 40-year old pervert named Gerald?"
"That's my grandpa's name, not mine!"
"How do I know that you aren't the grandpa?"
"That... that makes no sense."
"Exactly."
"Fine. If you refuse to give me your name, then what should I put you under for my contacts?"
"How about you just don't save my number, and you stop calling me?"
"Because."
"Because...?"
"I've already told you. Forgiveness needs to be given."
"But you did nothing wrong. If anything, your brother is the one that should be begging for my forgiveness, not you."
"I am not begging for forgiveness."
"Yes, you are."
"No, I'm not."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"No."
"Yes-uh ah...fudge sticks, you tricked me."
"Fudge sticks? Really?"
"Yes really. I just so happen to really like fudge sticks."
"What the hell are fudge sticks?"
"What do you mean 'what are they?' They are only Gods gift to Earth."
"They sound disgusting. Is it just a bunch of fudge on a stick?"
"No. It's fudge in stick form."
"What happens if they melt? Won't it get everywhere?"
"That's why you don't let it melt. You have to eat as many as you can before it's too late."
"As many as you can? How many can you eat?"
"Eleven in a sitting. Sixteen if I haven't eaten anything beforehand."
"You have a problem."
"I know."
"Case number 5543. For trespassing and vandalism."
"What was that?"
"Uh...It's theTV. Mom turn it down! Sorry, she really likes Law&Order. She's an addict. Gotta go, bye!"
"Wait, I-"
"-"
"And you're gone. Now I want to watch Law&Order..."
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