"He-"
"My favorite letters in the alphabet are U R A Q T"
"Nope."
"Really? What type of lines do you like?"
"Well, what's the fun in just telling you. Plus the last two you gave me are way too played out."
"All pickup lines are played out!"
"True...But you'll just have to try harder."
"You're impossible, woman!"
"Not my fault your brother decided to be a pervert and call me. How old is he anyway?"
"Miguel? He's 13"
"He's 13, and already talking like that? Oh god, what has our world come to?"
"He's not that bad. Not compared to other kids his age."
"Jess isn't that bad."
"Jess?"
"My little sister. She's Michaels age. She is nowhere near as bad as your brother."
"Well... Michael is a boy. Boys do stupid things. You know the saying- Boys will be boys."
"I can't believe you actually just said 'Boys will be boys'. Is every stupid thing a boy does, going to be excused just because of his sex? I'm pretty sure your little brother knows how to control himself."
"Well...he does. But he's just a kid-"
"And if my little sister decided to go on a rampage and kill everybody in her school? Will you excuse her actions just because she's a 'kid'?"
"No, but-"
"Exactly!"
"You're making really drastic scenarios though."
"I love drama. Everything that comes out of my mouth is drama filled."
"Just so we're clear. Your little sister, Jess, isn't actually planning to go on a rampage and kill everybody at her school? Right?"
"..."
"Hello?"
"No comment."
"What do you mean no comment-"
"-"
"Why do you keep hanging up on me!?"
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Pick Me Up
Fiksi Umum"You can call me Nemo, because I'm not afraid to touch the butt." "Excuse me?" "I see London, I see France, now let me see in your underpants." "Listen here you little piece of-" "I heard you're a Gryffinwhore because you let all the wizards Slyther...
