"Hello?"
"You can call me Nemo because I'm never afraid to touch the butt."
"Excuse me?"
"I see London, I see France, now let me see in your underpants."
"Listen here, you little piece of-"
"I heard you're a Gryffinwhore because you let all the wizards Slytherin."
"What the actual fu-"
"You turn my software into hardware."
"You pervert! You little piece of shi-!"
"Oh my god I am so sorry! My little brother got a hold of my phone. Oh my god, this is so embarrassing!"
"Hey, I was using that! I'm hitting it up with this girl, why did you have to take the phone away."
"You wonder why mom refuses to give you a phone!"
"Look, I really don't give a flying fu-"
"Woah, you aren't going to actually curse in front of my little brother are you? And ruin his innocent little ears?"
"Innocent!? Did you not hear the crap he was saying to me. He called me a whore! And asked me to let him see in my underwear. Your little brother? Is a pervert."
"Ha...um...yeah. I really am sorry about that. That's why mom refuses to give him a phone."
"Whatever. Just don't let that little pervert of a brother anywhere near your phone. Or put a lock on your phone."
"I do have a lock on my phone!"
"What is it something stupid like 1 2 3 4?"
"...No..."
"Your an idiot. Just delete my number."
"Yeah su-"
"-"
"Did you just hang up on me?"
"-"
"Rude."
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Pick Me Up
Ficțiune generală"You can call me Nemo, because I'm not afraid to touch the butt." "Excuse me?" "I see London, I see France, now let me see in your underpants." "Listen here you little piece of-" "I heard you're a Gryffinwhore because you let all the wizards Slyther...
