FAKE IT || JEREMY SHADA

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BEX_TK
"bex i look fresh as hell - yes i'm quoting gabe - take a picture" - lucie novak, 2017
[babylucie]

USERA
AW YES SCREAM GF'S REUNITING

USERB
what are you talking about? audrey and eleanor never dated tf usera

USERB
also lucie and bex meet up a lot lmao usera

USERA
shhhhhh userb

BABYLUCIE
aw hell yes i look good

DADDYGAYBE
11/10 would bang

BABYLUCIE
bitch you already did daddygaybe

USERC
i-

JEREMYSHADA
i can't believe you met up with her and didn't text me so we could facetime 😭 shame on you and your cow bex

BEX_TK
uhm what cow?? jeremyshada

BABYLUCIE
sHADA HELLO THERE ANSWER MY FUCKING TEXTS AND STOP LEAVING ME ON READ I NEED ATTENTION jeremyshada

USERD
relatable

JEREMYSHADA

idk bex maybe you stole kaltenecker

JEREMYSHADA
tHEN STOP TEXTING ME TEN TIMES A MINUTE babylucie

BABYLUCIE

bitch do you even know me? i ain't stopping that jeremyshada

USERE
i'm actually so confused right now

USERF
same usere

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bITCH WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN ANSWERING MY TEXTS IT'S BEEN LIKE TWO WEEKS

DADDY NEEDS A CONVERSATION WITH THEIR SON

i'm daddy, obviously

but seriously honey what's up? you usually spam me back, at least when i meme

GOVERNMENT SPY
idk i've been a little down i guess

who the fuck hurt my son i will fucking throw hands

i'll get gabe and bex to help and we can fight them with our queerness

GOVERNMENT SPY
oh my god chill lucie

GOVERNMENT SPY
emma broke up with me, and it really sucks ig

wHY THE FUCK YOU TWO WERE SO YUCKILY IN LOVE??

GOVERNMENT SPY

apparently not

GOVERNMENT SPY
idk she thought our relationship was becoming too boring and bland so she wanted to date other guys i guess

bro,,, didn't you travel with her?

that ain't boring

(if you know people who will take me on vacations tell them to hit me up i want a sugar daddy)

GOVERNMENT SPY
idk i'm just sad but i really did want to facetime you and bex, i miss you guys

GOVERNMENT SPY
also sorry for leaving you on read, i tried to focus on work instead so i could ignore the emma stuff but it didn't work

okay we are now going to call emma she who shall not be named

or witch both works

but hey man i can come visit if you want? you wrap soon and i can post sponsored shit on instagram from anywhere lol

GOVERNMENT SPY

that would be really great, luc

GOVERMENT SPY

actually you can come whenever you want?? i can introduce you to some castmates and stuff

dOES THAT MEAN I GET TO MEET THE QUEEN

GOVERMENT SPY
yes, you get to meet arden

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

bex has stuff to do tomorrow anyway and gabe is going to a follow up for his t levels so i'm all alone

i'm so happy for my son btw

but hey i'm really excited to meet you

i'll buy some a+++ ice cream and we can watch the walking dead and sob over deaths 

GOVERNMENT SPY
sounds amazing

GOVERNMENT SPY
i'll get you a train ticket

wHAT NO I CAN BUY IT MYSELF

GOVERNMENT SPY

no. you're coming here for me so i'm buying it

GOVERNMENT SPY

i can be your sugar daddy

bud since when am i your sugar baby

GOVERNMENT SPY
i meant for just this one time, accept my sugar daddyness novak

i know i said i wanted a sugar daddy but,,,

i already bought my ticket ha bitch pick me up tomorrow at 2:15

GOVERNMENT SPY
,,,, fine

GOVERNMENT SPY
see you tomorrow, lucie

yup :)

GOVERNMENT SPY
also did you call gabe your son earlier?? isn't the incest tho bc you dated him

,,,, shut up