GOVERNMENT SPY
why is there a picture of me sleeping on instagram
because you looked really soft and i had to get you back for calling me soft
also why are you texting me while you're on the toilet tf
GOVERNMENT SPY
well i was scrolling through instagram and i saw that you had tagged me in something so i texted you about it because why not
okay spiderboxers
GOVERNMENT SPY
i hate bex for telling you about that
how can you hate bex?? she's great
she's a good egg
GOVERNMENT SPY
oaky
oaky????
GOVERNMENT SPY
people make typos lucie gOd
GOVERNMENT SPY
just know that i will get my revenge for the sleep photo
sure buddy
get out of the bathroom your sandwich will get cold
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FAKE IT || JEREMY SHADA
Fanfiction"LET'S FAKE IT LIKE I FAKE ORGASMS." IN WHICH THEY FAKE A RELATIONSHIP TO MAKE HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND JEALOUS, AND OF COURSE IT DOESN'T WORK OUT, IT NEVER DOES.
