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JEREMYSHADA
soft™
[babylucie]

BABYLUCIE
i

BABYLUCIE
i'm not soft, you're soft

BABYLUCIE
also wow my leg is shiny??

USERA

cUTE

USERB
H E A R T S

DADDYGAYBE

this is cute i might throw up gross

DADDYGAYBE
did you use the shiny shine stuff you put on your cheeks on your leg? babylucie

BABYLUCIE
it's called highlighter, and no. i just shaved and now it's shiny daddygaybe

JEREMYSHADA

no, you're like, the softest person i know babylucie

BABYLUCIE
i cALL BULLSHIT

JEREMYSHADA
you cry when you see baby giraffes babylucie

BABYLUCIE
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT BABY GIRAFFES AREN'T CRY WORTHY??? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT GIRAFFES ARE THE ACTUAL WAY TO MY ICY HEART

USERC
yass giraffes are cute af, tell him lucie

BEX_TK
aaahhhh this is adorable but i would like a text lucie pls i need the gossip babylucie

BABYLUCIE
bex pls bex_tk

JEREMYSHADA
so where do i get a giraffe? anyone??

USERD

idk, but you can probably get plush ones at target or a toy store

JEREMYSHADA

thank you! userd

USERE
wait is he going to buy lucie a giraffe i??? cute??? but emma??

USERF
shhhh honey shhhh usere

BABYLUCIE
so shada just dashed out of here with a promise of bringing food when he comes back,,, i'm very confused so i'm just gonna read fanfics about matt and shiro

USERG

me too lucie me too

BABYLUCIE
so uh, meet gina the giraffe, aka the love of my life. (thank you shada i love it)

DADDYGAYBE
,,,, gina the giraffe i'm laughing

USERH
catch me dying hahahahhaha tHE FEELS

JEREMYSHADA
no problem!! i'm glad you like it

USERI

WHAT KIND OF CUTE STRAIGHT SHIT IS THIS I'M SO

BABYLUCIE

i'm still v bi so not very straight at all tbh useri

BABYLUCIE

i love it, don't think my love for gina is just like how dare you jeremyshada

JEREMYSHADA
lol my apologies