"LET'S FAKE IT LIKE I FAKE ORGASMS."
IN WHICH THEY FAKE A RELATIONSHIP TO MAKE HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND JEALOUS, AND OF COURSE IT DOESN'T WORK OUT, IT NEVER DOES.
"hey, so i'm guessing you're asleep since it's pretty late and i'm leaving a voicemail message instead of actually talking to you right now, but, uh. i'm home, got home a few hours ago. i've been busy, though. sorry for not calling earlier. i, uhm, i wanted to say thanks. for driving me to the train, i guess, and i had a really nice time with you. until next time, fake boyfriend."
GOVERNMENT SPY SORRY FOR BEING ASLEEP I PASSED OUT WHEN I GOT HOME SORRY
GOVERNMENT SPY and it's like two am so u better be asleep
GOVERNMENT SPY
get that sleep luc!!
GOVERNMENT SPY btw u snore lmao it's hilarious
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BABYLUCIE i look cute today but jeremy was telling me lies about myself while i was asleep smh
JEREMYSHADA KJFGSK NOT LIES!! YOU DO SNORE
BABYLUCIE
LMAO NOPE
JEREMYSHADA YES YOU DO!!
BABYLUCIE
quick how do i block someone on instagram
USERA i'm confused, does she not know? or is that a rhetorical question?
