fake dating is much harder than i thought it would be wtf
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hello to you, too. yes, i'm good, thanks for asking
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jk, but what's up luc?
i doN'T KNOW HOW TO RELATIONSHIP
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idk you were pretty good at it when we dated
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and your relationship with alena wasn't a total failure
uhm alena literally just moved away without telling me?? and she blocked my number so?? i don't think that relationship was v good
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okay so alena was hella weird and i'll deck her the next time i see her (which might be never but who knows)
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but you aren't bad at it
a couple of days ago jeremy asked me to hold his hand and i started overthinking how to hold it
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but why? i hold your hand all the time
bc i wandered off during black friday once and you freaked out
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i tHOUGHT YOU HAD BEEN KIDNAPPED AND MURDERED
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didn't you hold hands with that girl you wanted to date when you were screaming??
i'm gonna assume that you mean when i was filming for scream
and idk kiana and i never did anything more than hooking pinkies
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that's so cute
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but dude jeremy is your friend, he's chill. just tell him that you aren't the best at relationshipping, even though it's fake, and he'll understand
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oh and tell your mother to give missy a kiss from me when you talk to her
why do you love my mom's cat more than you love me?
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idk i just love pussy so i love you both equally actually
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that was great so i'll ask mom to kiss missy from you
anyway, thanks gabe. you're gr8
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damn right i am
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FAKE IT || JEREMY SHADA
Fanfiction"LET'S FAKE IT LIKE I FAKE ORGASMS." IN WHICH THEY FAKE A RELATIONSHIP TO MAKE HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND JEALOUS, AND OF COURSE IT DOESN'T WORK OUT, IT NEVER DOES.
