gabe!
hello?
GABE
CHRISTIANSEN
YOU USELESS HOMOSEXUAL WHERE ARE YOU
GAYBE
i'm here you bitter bisexual
GAYBE
gosh lucie some people have lives
can't relate
GAYBE
obviously
GAYBE
anygay, what's up?
oh y'know, nothing. i'm just dating shada now so
GAYBE
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DATING THE GOVERNMENT SPY
well, fake dating
to make she who shall not be named jealous
GAYBE
who's not supposed to be named? except for voldemort, obviously
his ex-girlfriend?? gabe are you high
GAYBE
generally, yeah
GAYBE
but,,,, why would you fake date him omg have you never read the fanfics of characters fake dating?
uhm of course i have?? i love them??
GAYBE
then you know that it never end like it was meant to
gabe this ain't a fanfic
GAYBE
are you sure?
of course i'm sure!
otherwise i wouldn't be an unemployed actress, i would have a goddamn job
GAYBE
whatever you say, luc
GAYBE
but i have to go, i'm doing laundry and i can't find my black binder
it's either under your bed or on your beanbag chair
GAYBE
thank
GAYBE
now go be straight with shada
iT'S FAKE GABE.
GAYBE
sure jan
ugh BYE
YOU ARE READING
FAKE IT || JEREMY SHADA
Fanfiction"LET'S FAKE IT LIKE I FAKE ORGASMS." IN WHICH THEY FAKE A RELATIONSHIP TO MAKE HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND JEALOUS, AND OF COURSE IT DOESN'T WORK OUT, IT NEVER DOES.
