Shellloo people! This be the king jack! Bow down bitches! Lmao jk I will be updating today since Seth is apparently too lazy to write -.-
So lets start!!! Annnnd we also have jace and Jesse new to these books so yeahhhhh!
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Alright fuckers whos ready??
Justin:not me
Jesse: Is it just me or is Justin a little taller today?
Jace:........I think it's just u
Seth: just start already
Dylan: *looks at his foot* I have a big foot just look at it
Jason: don't be hinting u have a big d*ck dee.
Travis: ur the fucker
O.o okay bitches stfu and lets start DING DING DING
How would u react if one of ur closest girl friends knocked on ur door at 4 am high off the best weed, would u fuck her?
Jason: jump her for waking me up at fucking 4 yes
Seth: fuck her? I would kill her haha if she's close she's knows better not to wake me up in the middle of the night.
Jesse: coming from the bitch who texted me yesterday at fucking 3 asking if I was sleeping no I was skydiving like seriously Seth?
Seth:Whattt?? I was bored
MOVING ON
jace: one the thing to know about me Never EVER EVER WAKE ME UP WHEN IM SLEEPING!! Never even if Miley Cyrus her self was here.....no kidding kidding u can wake me up for that
Travis: What's with u and Miley Cyrus?
Dee: depends on who she is If I like her as a sister then i would have a second thought about fucking her but I would anyways but I will be thinking twice! Uhh what a good guy I am!
We have came to the end of our show any of ur asses have anything else to say?
Jace: DEE HAS A VAGINA!
Dee: DEE HAS A BIG FOOT!
Jason: nope
Jesse: I like blondes
Travis: I hate fuckers like jack
Seth: u suck
Justin: jace has a 2 inch dick
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That's all for this update!!! Send in questions if u and bye until next time!!!!!
