me: okay so if my character is sitting on a windowsill with the window closed, would she have enough room to crouch or would she have to pull herself up to the roof? How thick were medieval windowsills?
what do yOU MEAN GOOGLE DOESNT HAVE THE ANSWER-
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me: would a face mask like Zane's even exist in a medieval world? Like they weren't stupid, but this character is mute, and back then they were kinda ableist sooooo
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me: alright, so this character is a pure genius. her family burned in a fire when she was seven, she lived on the streets for four years, and she is terrified of making friends. What else could I do to her?
me:
me: c u t o f f h e r l e g s
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me: so this guy is a natural cook but is also great at alchemy, but is very modest about his work and the main character doesn't know about the alchemy. how should he drop the shell that she's eating pastries from the same guy who poisoned the last mayor?
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me: do I get an award for hardest headbang to desk?
sister: no. you get a concussion.
me: close enough
*slams head*
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me: wow my dog is cute. he is the cutest dog. there is no dog as cute as he. his cuteness is very cute.
sister: writers block?
me: cute
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me: let's read dark!lance fics!
fics: #dominant lance
me: gotta skedaddle
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me: as a nursing student, would you know if a blunt object to the shoulder or knee would hurt more?
sister: hmmm. depends on how heavy the object is. lighter objects, if they hit the back of your knee, can actually serious hurt you, but for some reason those same nerves don't accept blunt force. it's the same reason why you get pins and needles sometimes. however, a shoulder hit with les say, a punch, is not going to hurt as much as a baseball bat. A baseball bat to the back of your knees will just knock you over. Front on the knees might result in fracture though.
me: you are a writers goldmine
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me: how would you describe a short tan guy with sandy blonde hair, green eyes, and always angry?
mum: Dean Winchester
me: I SHOWED YOU LIKE TWO EPISODES
mum: I WATCH TV ON MY OWN
me: OH MY GOD
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me: what's the word that people sometimes use?
sister: logic.
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FanfictionI mean, I was going to call it headcanons 2, but let's be honest here
