Laurence: gdnight homo
Laurence: *homie
Laurence: eh same thing
Garroth: motherFUCKER
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Garroth: give me a cute nickname
Laurence: queerly beloved
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Laurence: so u kno how I'm not out to my fam yet?
Garroth: mhmm
Laurence: well I'm at my parents house right now and my aunt is asking me if I have a gf
Laurence: I feel like a secret gaygent
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Laurence: the only straight I am is a straight up bitch
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Laurence: my aunt was reading a book with a closeted gay character and an actual piece of dialogue was "I feel so closed off from everyone... like everything that made me me is gone"
Laurence: and meanwhile I'm just here like "fuck I almost outed myself with another gay pun"
Garroth: you didn't give me a gay pun this time
Laurence: both me and my clothes came out of the closet this morning
Garroth: fucker
What I'm saying is give me Sassynova Laurence who can't resist making gay puns around his homophobic aunt
YOU ARE READING
~MCD SHITPOSTS~
FanfictionI mean, I was going to call it headcanons 2, but let's be honest here
