y'all
we hit 10k again
ffs
now I have to go be a meme again
thanks guys
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Travis: if you're sad about summer ending, and school starting, just remember!
Travis: *camera zooms into his face*
Travis: Christmas is just beginning!
Zane: *angrily dabs in a snowman onsie to 'all I want for Christmas'
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Laurence: according to all known laws of aviation-
Garroth: *twerks in a bee suit*
Laurence: tHERE IS NO WAY A BEE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FLY
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Dante: smoke weed everyday
Travis: you can barely handle the smell of cigarettes
Dante: *aggressively whips*
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~Starlight Aarmau Reunion Scene~
Aph: *screechingly* CAN YOU FEEEEEEL THE LOOOOOOOVE TONIGHITTT
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Aaron: what is love
Aaron, being stabbed by Aph: baby don't hurt me
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Daniel: it won't be fun when you're-you're walking away in pain!
Ein: *peels away the fourth wall to meet with john cena* are u sURE ABOUT THAT
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PDH Zane: there's a gun right here!
Gene: you know what to do if you see a gun, right?
Zane: aLL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KISSERS BETTER RUN B E T T E R R U N
OUTRUN MY GUN
Vylad + Garroth: gotta go FAST
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Sasha, angrily playing drums: all my frends are heathens take it slow
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Aaron: *runs with skateboard*
Aaron: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
Aaron: *drops skateboard and zoom sooms away on heelies*
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Kim: but first, let's discuss friendship. Friendship,
Ghost: IS A MYTH
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KC: oh cupcakes! I love cupcakes!
Zane: do u also like getting diabetes?
KC: what
Zane: cause me too
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Garroth: why does Vanessa get front seat again?
Vylad: because Vanessa is very important to me!
Zane: Vanessa is a cheeseburger
Vylad: Vanessa is mY CHEESEBURGER DONT TOUCH MY BBY
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Katelyn: do you ever look at someone and wonder,
"What is going ON inside their head?"
*camera zooms into garroth*
*aggressive techno music and much laurence*
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Blaze: it is I, the Pepsi man!
Daniel: what
Blaze: PEPSI *aggressively dabs pepsily*
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*insert that fucking dumbass vine of the dude on the broomstick making video cuts so he's always floating but also making an obnoxious noise but replace him with garroth*
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Ein: do you remember? In high school, I got everything I wanted. I let people walk allllll over me, just for the sake of getting to a good place. But then you took it all away from me! You and that mongrel, Blaze!
Blaze: *to the tune of twentieth century tune* no one cares, no one cares no one cares, go fuck yourselfffffff
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Garroth, on the road trip to the cabin: *DABS TO VIVA LA VIDA*
Aaron, screechinly: GARROTH BOTH HANDS ON THE FUCKING WHEEL
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HOW IT FEELS TO CHEW FIVE GUM
*jess's howl laugh*
STIMULATE YOUR SENSES
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shadow knight: lord Shad, this is something you've been wanting to see for a while-
Shad: permission to see my kids?
shadow knight: no not that-
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Pidge: I actually have something to tell you guys. I'm afraid this may change your opinion of me, but, well.
Pidge: I'm-
Pidge: JOHN CENA
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Aph: *opens the door to area 51*
*inside is just many plastic models of a feathered Garroth twerking. Laurence sits in a devils trap. He is writing The Milk Fic 2, This Time With Glue. He has manuscripts for The Milk Fic Three, In A Tree, The Milk Fic Four, With A Door, The Milk Fic Five, In A Beehive, The Milk Fic Six, With A Previous Tree's Sticks, The Milk Fic Seven, No, They Aren't In Heaven, and The Milk Fic Eight, Let's Make This Straight next to him*
Aph: this is why I don't believe in god
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Aph: *jumps off rollercoaster, lands in Katelyns arms in a green morphsuit*
Aph: I'm GAY
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Dante, Laurence, & Garroth: *all aggressively dab to a Spanish children's song*
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Zane, dabbing to either side: all the way, to fucking victory town
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Ivy: WHY IS MY VAGINA HAVING A NOSEBLEED
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Teony: *snorts crack to the tune of the Mario song*
I actually need help someone please save me from these Aphmau crack videos
YOU ARE READING
~MCD SHITPOSTS~
FanfictionI mean, I was going to call it headcanons 2, but let's be honest here
