Band One-Shots (boyxboy)

The Boyfriend Tag (Kellic)

I was inspired to write this chapter while watching "pinkstylist" on youtube. Well, he did the boyfriend does my make up tag, but having Kellin do Vic's make up was far too absurd, so I just did the boyfriend tag. Anyway, you should all watch pinkstylist's videos because he does amazing, AMAZING make up tutorials. Laughing Jack, Smiley, Pinhead, etc. He's wonderful.  Okay, on with the one-shot! 

“Hi! I’m Vic Fuentes and today we are going to be doing the boyfriend tag! Let’s see how this goes!” Vic announced to the camera, looking lovingly at the boy sitting next to him. The video he was putting up for YouTube today is one that had been requested for a long time.

His entire fanbase knew that he was a not-so-heterosexual. He had talked about his boyfriend on multiple occasion, but Kellin being the shy boy he was, he could never get him to do anything with him on camera. After many long discussions and a lot of bribing with cuddles and movies, Kellin finally agreed to be in a video.

It was obvious that the feminine boy was nervous. He was bouncing his leg slightly and picking at his nails. Vic knew he did this when he was nervous, so he leaned over in his chair and placed a warm kiss on his cheek.

“This here,” Vic gestured to Kellin theatrically with his arms. “is my lovely boyfriend. His name is Kellin if you didn’t already know. I would have done this video sooner, but getting this buttface to do a video with me was harder than getting Kanye West to admit he’s a dick. Okay, so I guess it wasn’t that hard, I got him to do it, but it took a lot of convincing, so you all better love me whole bunches! And him. Leave most of the loving for me though.” He gave the lens a cheeky smile before poking Kellin’s cheek.

“Hey, don’t be a meanie. Be happy I’m even here right now.” Kellin exclaimed. He stuck out his lower lip slightly in a pout.

“Cute, babe. Anyway! So, I’m pretty sure all of you know what this tag entails, but I’ll give you a short summary. So basically, what we have to do is, uh… oh yeah! So, we have a bunch of questions, like twenty-five of them, and we answer them. Hopefully we come up with the same answers or else I’m probably going to be sleeping on the couch for a week.” Vic laughed loudly. “Kells, do you want to read the first question?” Vic asked his boyfriend.

“I, uh… sure, I guess.” Kellin said, fumbling with his words. He looked to the sheet of questions the had posted up on the wall before they started recording and read off the first question. “Where did we first meet? Oh, this one is easy.”

“Alright, so our first meeting was really cute and cheesy and fairytail…y. So basically, We both went to the same concert-”

“It was a Slipknot concert!” Kellin interjected, bouncing eagerly in his seat.

“Yes, it was a Slipknot concert. Can you believe that innocent face listens to metal? Because he doesn’t. He got dragged there by his idiot friends. Kellin, being the tiny person that he is, even though he’s technically taller than me, somehow found himself in a moshpit. In case you didn’t know, he’s kind of slow when it comes to concerts. Me, being the amazing prince charming I am, saw him practically dying and decided and I would swoop in to save him. I got punched in the face in the process, but it was totally worth it because I went out on a date with him two weeks later.” Kellin nodded his head, reminiscing on the horror of that concert. “Alright… The next question is… What was our first date?”

Kellin smiled, remembering it as though it were just yesterday. “We went to an amusement park. It was super cute and cliche up until the point where some d-bag ran into me and I broke my ankle. I always have the worst luck. Anywhore, Vic piggybacked me, note that I was crying like a little baby, all the way to his car and drove me to the hospital where they decked me out in a wicked cast and we were forced to just have a nice day at my house watching movies.”

They went through a few more questions, Kelling growing more and more comfortable in front of the camera as the minutes passed. Kellin had always had some sort of social awkwardness, and him dating someone who literally spent hours in front of a camera really amazed him. He wished he could be so outgoing as to have a YouTube channel of be in a band, but he was far too shy for any of that. He just compromised with being a guest on Vic’s channel.

“Okay, question eleven…” Vic started. “Who wears the pants in our relationship? Me. I wear the pants. Kellin tries to, but he can’t figure out how to put them on and he ends up falling over and crying and I have to cuddle him to make him feel better. It’s me.” Vic said bluntly. They both laughed at Vic’s visual metaphor before moving on to the next question.

“If I’m sitting in front of the TV, what am I watching?” Kellin asked Vic.

Vic thought for a moment, pondering his words carefully. "Uh... I don't know. Are you watching Weeds?" Vic hadn't any clue. They usually ended up watching either whatever Vic wanted to watch or some really bad movie that Kellin didn't even like. He never really saw Kellin when he was watching the television alone.

Kellin glared at Vic, completely appalled by his answer. "Weeds? Are you serious? No, Vic. I'd probably be watching Strawberry Shortcake or Law & Order: SVU. Goodness. I've never even watched Weeds!" Kellin was laughing his ass off. He didn't have any idea how Weeds got into his boyfriend's head. Kellin didn't approve of drugs. Why would he watch a show all about it?

They went over a few more questions, Kellin getting some wrong, Vic getting some wrong and both of them making the situation entirely awkward when Kellin said that Vic would collect dildos and already got started on it. He was lying of course, but Vic tackled Kellin to the ground and put his hand over his mouth.

"Alright, we've come to the last question. It is... Drum roll please... What is something I do that you don't like? Ooh. Getting down and dirty. Tell me, love." Vic put his elbows on his knees and put his chin in his hands, turning his head to the side and batting his eyelashes like mad.

"Uh... I don't know. I love you so much that I don't know if there's anything I don't like about you. Okay, well there is. See, Vic likes to make fun of me a lot, like, a lot. And it's fine most of the time when we're alone, but he does it when we're with his friends and it makes me feel really self-conscious and stuff. I don't like it at all." Kellin felt embarrassed to admit something like that on camera. He had never told Vic about that.

"What? Okay, hold on guys." Vic got up and turned off the camera. "Kellin, why didn't you tell me about this before? I didn't know me teasing you hurt your feelings. I'm so sorry sweetie." Vic took Kellin's face in his hands and kissed his lips three times. It was one of their traditions when one of them felt sad.

"You know me... I don't like to cause problems. It's not a big deal anyways. It doesn't matter." Kellin looked away from the Mexican boy.

"Kellin, it does matter. I hurt your feelings. I didn't know. I'm sorry. I love you." Vic kissed Kellin again.

"I love you too. Can we cuddle? Finish the video later?" Kellin asked.

"Of course, baby. Let's go lay down."