Wild [multiship & a mess]

5.7

Pte: his Instagram picture???? wtf

Tyler!: ok it's cute buuuuuuut

Josh!: ^

Ptrick: ^

Tyler!: but like did he really need to

Josh!: they've been together for like a MONTH

Djelly: I AM TRYING TO TELL ALL OF YOU. HE IS BAD NEWS.

Djelly: you don't be with someone for a MONTH and be DIP KISSING THEM in front of SLEEPING BEAUTYS CASTLE and put the caption as I LOVE YOU BABY with an EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF 'O'S. it is wrong on very many levels. It is too fast.

Ptrick: I'm siding with Dallon

Pte: ok but Brendon seems happy atm so like. Don't touch him. Leave him be.

Josh!: ^

Tyler!: ^

Djelly: >:(

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Pbeeb: hey Dallon how's Peter

Djelly: he's good. The paparazzi is murdering him right now but he's good.

Josh!: explain

Djelly: they heard he got married but they don't know to who. They are also freaking out because he's decently young and it's concerning.

Rrryan: he's always stressed so don't worry

Tyler!: huh

Pte: how'd u guys meet

Pte: can u remember or

Djelly: he told me I threw up on his shoes.

Pte: modern day love story

Rrryan: honestly relatable

Djelly: die

Pte: will do

Ptrick: STOP. SAYING YOU WANT. TO. DIE.

Ptrick: MY PARENTS FIND IT CONCERNING.

Pte: I DO WHAT I WANT

Tyler!: no u don't

Pte: >:(

Josh!: u cry when u get yelled at

Pte: uh so do u

Josh!: at least I don't pretend to be a PUNK

Pbeeb: he is a punk.

Djelly: ^ I second that.

Ptrick: ^

Josh!: delinquent?

Pte: that's me

Josh!: jerk

Pte: still me

Josh!: slacker

Pte: not me

Ptrick: do ur homework

Pte: no

Tyler!: what is it

Pte: English

Pte: I have to write an essay on myself.

Rrryan: war flashbacks to that class honestly

Pte: I can already tell this class is gonna haunt me until I dIE

Djelly: you are decent with words. I believe in you.

Pte: uh

Pte: I've written like. A sentence.

Pbeeb: what is it

Pte: "to begin, I dunno what I'm doing."

Josh!: me

Tyler!: ^

Djelly: okay, this is what you do

Djelly: you expand on how you are completely "unskilled" at writing essays and far better at art, and use your sarcasm and self-hatred to continue on how bad you believe your writing skills are.

Pte: that's a good idea

Pte: I get immediate feedback so when I turn it in late tomorrow I'll tell u how that goes

Ptrick: how late is this assignment

Pte: it was a. Beginning Of The Year thing.

Tyler!: and u never finished it

Pte: I never started it

Josh!: me

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Djelly: I am officially divorced.

Pte: call Guinness record maybe u can be in there for youngest divorcee

Pbeeb: ^ that'd be cool also really,,, strange

Rrryan: ^ but cool

Ptrick: the correct term is divorcé

Ptrick: divorcee is feminine

Tyler!: did u just assume his pronouns

Pbeeb: 😤😤😤😤

Josh!: :0

Pte: I though u were better than this Patrick

Ptrick: fine what do you go by Dallon

Djelly: empty cereal box.

Ptrick: is that closer to feminine or masculine

Djelly: cereal.

Pte: BIG MOOD BIG MOOD BIG MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Ptrick: just. Answer. The question.

Djelly: cereal.

Pbeeb: here I'll solve the issue

Pbeeb: divorcereal.

Josh!: problem solved

Tyler!: I'm glad I was witness to that

[I got asked to hoco with chicken nuggets life is good]