Wild [multiship & a mess]

6.3

[so like lesson 1 quit procrastination while u still can I have a lot of regrets today and they all stem from things I should've finished 2 weeks ago & never did]

Pbeeb: YOU GUYS SAW DALLONS SHIRT TODAY RIGHT

Ptrick: we were all at lunch today Brendon.

Tyler!: ^

Josh!: ^^^

Pte: I actually can't remember

Pte: short term memory problems

Ptrick: you get distracted too easily

Pte: u right

Pbeeb: @ everyone but Pete & dallon what color was it

Djelly: >:(

Ptrick: grey

Josh!: ^

Tyler!: grey??? Why?????

Pbeeb: Dallon u tell them what color you thought it was

Djelly: I don't wanna

Pte: do it

Djelly: >:(

Djelly: you can't make me.

Pbeeb: no u have toooooooooooooooooooooo

Djelly: it's embarrassing

Pbeeb: it is not it's cute

Djelly: ..... dark white

Pte: MOOD

Josh!: who even r u

Djelly: tired.

Pte: BIG MOOD BIG MOOD BIG MOOD

Djelly: this is abuse.

Tyler!: harassment maybe but not abuse

Djelly: this falls in my category of abuse.

Djelly: I will retaliate.

Djelly: Brendon has been consistently making self depreciating jokes. He's been calling me "garbage man" recently and I have been very very concerned. He'll be like "I love you garbage man".

Pte: where is this going

Pbeeb: I don't. Like this story.

Pbeeb: ABUSE

Djelly: I asked him about it yesterday and he said "since you're taking me out, I am the trash."

Josh!: MOOD BIG MOOD

Ptrick: how cute and slightly sad

Pbeeb: >:(

Djelly: :)

Tyler!: goals honestly

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Djelly: hello I need help

Ptrick: what's up

Tyler!: ^

Djelly: remember the discussion about Brendon's peanut allergy

Josh!: yeah

Djelly: he was searching through my cabinets for something to eat and we have a sizable can of salted peanuts and he dumped them in his mouth and I am not sure whether or not I should call an ambulance or just drive to the hospital

Pte: THIS IS THE THIRD TIME

Josh!: fourth he was over at my place like a month ago

Pte: IM CRYING

Ptrick: ???? Did you even TRY to stop him

Djelly: yes !!!!!!!!

Djelly: I was behind him and he pulled them out and I told him to not do it and he did it. And then I tried to make him spit it out and he did not.

Pte: child

Tyler!: this is a serious matter???? Call an ambulance????????

Ptrick: I hate that this is happening right now

Josh!: I feel bad but it's also kinda funny

Tyler!: ^^ I'm laughing but also very panicked

Djelly: the hospital is far >:(

Djelly: I am driving do not freak out if I don't respond I'm giving Brendon the phone to update

Pte: stupid

Tyler!: he can't,,,, type,,,,,,,, he shouldn't be,,,,,,,,,,, what is this

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Djelly: he is not dead

Djelly: he's also never allowed to eat peanuts again

Josh!: but he's okay

Djelly: yes but he can never eat peanuts again

Pte: gosh

Pte: what a tragedy

Pte: how will he ever survive.

Pte: brb gonna go cook myself in peanuts

Ptrick: I'm concerned for 2 reasons rn

Ptrick: 1) i think he's actually going to do it and that's worrying

Ptrick: 2) is Brendon just. Not gonna message us.

Djelly: his phone died.

Tyler!: rip

Josh!: rip in pieces