Wild [multiship & a mess]

6.5

Djelly: hey

Djelly: hey

Djelly: hey

Djelly: hey

Djelly: hey

Pbeeb: I always respond where is ur patience

Djelly: I lost it

Pbeeb: I can see that

Pbeeb: why did u need me

Djelly: I wanted to make sure you weren't dead.

Pbeeb: it's been like. 3 minutes since you dropped me off. At home.

Djelly: I have an app that notifies me of recent crimes in the area and there were some near you so I was just being cautious

Pbeeb: yes you showed me

Pbeeb: about 6 times today

Pbeeb: the nearest crime was 3 neighborhoods over. For loitering.

Djelly: maybe they were plotting a place to initiate a crime ?

Pbeeb: I don't think so love

Djelly: >:(

Djelly: arsonists

Pbeeb: mmm don't think so

Djelly: vandals

Pbeeb: no?

Djelly: murderers.

Pbeeb: ??? What are u trying to prove???????

Djelly: that it's unsafe in your neighborhood and you should relocate until you're sure it's safe.

Pbeeb: ,,,,,,,,, and

Djelly: and my neighborhood is also crime free.

Djelly: so you should come over.

Djelly: for safety purposes.

Pbeeb: there it is

Pbeeb: are there any other reasons or is that it

Djelly: I have been trying to hint to you to come over all DAY of course I have other reasons.

Djelly: 1) I'm bored

Pbeeb: oh my god there's a list

Djelly: 2) my sheets are cold

Djelly: 3) I don't want to make my bed alone it's all messy

Djelly: 4) I just made too much Mac and cheese and I know you love Mac and cheese so I saved some for you because a) I couldn't eat it all and b) you like it a lot

Djelly: 5) they're airing a bunch of Planet Earth episodes and the African savannah one starts in about an hour

Pbeeb: aw my favorite

Djelly: yes so you must come over immediately

Djelly: also 6) I have hugs

Pbeeb: what if I told you I have homework

Djelly: I'll do if for you if you come over

Pbeeb: but I need to do it

Djelly: no. I'll do it for you.

Pbeeb: I have to stay home

Djelly: no you don't

Pbeeb: I have homework

Pbeeb: and I have to give my dog a bath still

Pbeeb: and give it a haircut and whatnot

Djelly: take it to a groomer

Pbeeb: he doesn't like it there

Pbeeb: the smells scare him. And it's expensive.

Pbeeb: they always mess it up too his ears are always too long & I want them short and fluffy

Djelly: grr

Djelly: what if I go over to your house then

Pbeeb: it's a mess

Djelly: I will clean it

Pbeeb: no it's a literal trash hole do  n o t

Djelly: it can't be that bad

Pbeeb: my mom is working on some payments and while collecting everything. she literally turned the house upside down

Djelly: I'm good at math !! I can help.

Pbeeb: I'll see u at school tomorrow

Djelly: but that's 7 hours away

Pbeeb: I just left your house

Djelly: but I want you to come back

Djelly: I'm lonelyyyyyyyyyy

Pbeeb: I was just at your house for like. 10 hours.

Djelly: but we slept for 3 of them !!!!

Pbeeb: I have responsibilities

Djelly: :(

Pbeeb: goodnight Dallon

Djelly: but I'm not going to sleep

Pbeeb: goodnight

Djelly: noooooooo

Djelly: 7 hours is too long to wait

Pbeeb: gooooodnight