Mindless Self Indulgence (Fuck Off)

Experimentation

"So why are you so fucked up?" I ask Alex.

He frowns. "The government decided to experiment on me."

"I know that but what's up with all the words?"

"Your language is just as strange as mine, brother."

I look over the side of the roof. I imagine myself jumping so I pull away.

"Why do you go up here? It's fucking cold."

"I enjoy viddying the old malchicks go along with their business now and again," he says. "They're like sheep, my brother, not a single original thought in those gullivers of theirs."

"Oh yeah?" I smirk at the way he talks. "Looks like we're not the only ones who thought that way."

"I guess not."

"Well, anyways. I came up here to ask if you had a pot to make coffee."

"I'll show you," Alex says heading towards the exit.

On our way down we find Kitty. "Hi," She says staring at Alex.

"I guess I don't exist anymore," I mutter under my breath.

On our way down I find Lyn-Z looking through a bunch of CD's and vinyl records. Her eyes widen when she sees one that says something about sex... She jams it into the CD player.

God save the queen!

The fascist regime...

Alex whips around, he looks like he's about to puke and die at the same time. "Turn it off!"

"What? You don't like the song?" Lyn-Z asks defensively.

"Stop it!" He yells with his hands in his ears.

"Just because you don't like it doesn't mean you have to make such a big deal about it!" Lyn-Z snaps at him. "The Sex Pistols are a great band."

He's on his knees crawling over to the CD player. He smashes the stop button with his fist before collapsing onto the floor breathing heavily.

"What was that?" I ask.

"Remember when I told you about the experiments?"

I nod my head.

"Well, I can't listen to that song any longer and it was my favorite too," he directs that last part towards Lyn-Z. She gives him an embarrassed smile.

He jumps up and straightens out his clothes.

"HEY!!!!" Steve yells from somewhere. "Get your asses over here!"

"Is somebody dying?" I yell walking over.

"Look at this," he says pointing at the TV screen in front of him.

It's some high class man...and our SIGN!!! "...to issue a heavier dose of COMA in an attempt to bring the people at rest."

"What!" I yell at the screen. "They can't do that!!! Those pills make everyone sheep!!! I'm gonna murder their fucking asses so hard they won't want pussy ever again!!!!"

"Calm the fuck down, Jimmy," Kitty tells me, "that made no sense at all, come on."

I punch the wall beside me.

"Hold it!" Alex yells. "We don't want the whole place collapsing do we now?"

"You don't understand."

"Brother, I can't listen to my beloved Sex Pistols anymore, believe me. I understand."

"Could we make another music video?" I ask Steve.

"We'd have to risk getting back."

"Actually I can do it," Alex tells us.

"I'm going to write a song then," I announce, "I just need a few cups of coffee..."