Mindless Self Indulgence (Fuck Off)

Stick n Poke

"So we have him and his wife. What do we do now," I ask.

"Don't worry guys, I now what to do," Party Poison butts in, "because I unlike you guys actually have a plan."

"Okay what?" I cross my arms over my chest.

"The Mayor has access to the emergency channel," Jet Star explains, "We have a video we're gonna put on."

Out of the corner of my eye I see Fun Ghoul approach Lyn-Z to ask her something. I can't hear what they're saying because Jet Star is telling us about his plans. Then they disappear. Lyn-Z and Fun Ghoul do.

"So that's how we're going to get the pills back," Jet Star finishes.

I nod. "You have really long names," I tell them.

"He wasn't listening," Kobra Kid says, "Let's go. He's probably high or something."

"Hell no! I'm not high yet!" I yell.

"Well you certainly act the part," Party Poison says with a sly grin.

"So do you," I counter. "What's in those juice boxes anyway?"

"Juice," he answers handing me a box.

I sip it. "Wow. It really is juice."

"I told you," He shoves his ray gun back in his pocket. "Now let's go."

The 'Killjoys' lead us into a room filled with computers. Jet Star slips a disk into one of the computers and he starts hacking away on the keyboard as everyone stands watching.

I get immediately bored so I start exploring the mayor's house. This guy had a ton of rooms and in one of them I find Lyn-Z and Fun Ghoul.

"Um what are you doing?" I ask.

Fun Ghoul looks up from Lyn-Z's arm. It looks like he was dabbing it with a pencil. "I'm giving her a tattoo," he says.

"Um...I don't see a machine or ink for the matter," I look around.

He taps a small black bottle. "India ink."

I walk over to see what exactly he was drawing on Lyn-Z's arm. It was a four leaf clover on her forearm. "Oooh you must feel really lucky Lyn-Z. With that four leaf clover."

She laughs. "Yeah."

"Do you want a tattoo?" Fun Ghoul points at me with his weird contraption.

"With that thing?"

"It's just a needle taped onto a pencil," he resumes jabbing Lyn-Z's arm, "It won't hurt you."

"What's the string for?"

"It absorbs the ink," He explains.

"Damn."

"He's really good," Lyn-Z says.

"Yeah. A leaf. Wow. That's great," I say sarcastically.

I walk back in the other room with everyone else where somehow the Killjoys had managed to get actual footage of NANON killing people like they were chips in a bowl.

"What the hell is this?" I ask.

Part Poison turns to look at me with a grim expression on his face. "This is what NANON's been trying so hard to hide from everyone."

***

Dark note. #1 of the story. Damn. And Lyn-Z's getting a stick n poke. Which yeah ^ that is the correct way to do it (according to the Internet) but you've got to disinfect the damn needle first. 'kay so you don't get infected and die. I don't know.

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