Mindless Self Indulgence (Fuck Off)

Party Yo Fun Butt

We were already in front of the mayor's house so we couldn't turn back now. I couldn't tell Alex to get us out of the costumes because I'd spent way too much time trying to convince him to let me not wear the hat so I could spike up my hair.

"How are you getting in there?" I ask Alex.

He looks at me like I'm a piece of shit. "Just trust me. Alright, brother? This always works out real horrorshow."

"Okay but what are you gonna do?" I press. "Why are we all dressed like this? What's up with the masks? Why don't you have yours on?"

"You better shut that rotter of yours Jimmy," he glares.

I take a step away from him. "Fine."

"As soon as this door opens," Alex turns to the rest of us, "you've got to barge in through the door."

"Then we attack them?" Kitty asks eagerly.

Alex nods as he turns to the door. The monitor blinks on and a woman's voice comes out the speakers. "Who is it?"

"Excuse me missus could you please help us," Alex yells, "there's been a terrible accident!"

"What is it?" She answers. I can hear a desperation in her voice.

"My friends in the middle of the road bleeding to death could I please use your telephone for an ambulance?" He says urgently.

I raise my eyebrows. Alex has never been that polite to anyone ever because he can't listen to God Save the Queen or some shit. This is a first.

"Haven't you given him a Coma pill?" She answers hesitantly. "I'm afraid there's not much more I could do for you."

"But missus its a matter of life and death!"

"I can't let you in," she says, "I can't see who you are."

"Your camera must be broken," he grins. "It's not our fault that happened we just need to phone the ambulance."

There's a pause from the woman and I shift in my spot. This was going to decide whether we had to break in or not. God, let her open the damned door.

"I guess I'd better let you in," she stops, "if it's just to let you use the phone."

The door in front of us opens and Alex puts his mask on before the woman comes into sight.

This woman. She was one of those people that could afford to get all that corrective surgery and tons of Coma pills. You could tell by how she reacted one second too late. Alex grabbed her hands and she jerked away too late. We already had the duct tape on her.

"Okay what do we do with her?" Steve points at the woman on the floor now. Her hands are tied up behind her and she has no way to escape. She's too weak.

"Cut her hair off," I answer instantly.

"What?" Alex looks at me surprised.

"NANON can't grow hair back," I explain. "And she probably puts a lot of time on it."

"Come on," Lyn-Z protests, "this is the Reps wife. She gets married to an ass and she has to go through this?"

We all look at the wife. She probably can't understand us with all the pills in her system but maybe she can. I don't know though. I don't see any emotions.

"Do you think the Rep loves her a lot?" Kitty asks.

"Probably," Steve answers.

"Then he'd hate seeing her with her hair all jacked up," Kitty pulls at the woman's hair. "Cut it up."