Mindless Self Indulgence (Fuck Off)

Swallow 'Em, Kid

"We need to do something," Steve stares blankly at the TV. It was turned off. He takes another sip of beer.

"What?" I ask.

"We need to..." Steve trails off. "Let's take every Coma pill and burn it."

"I think they're fireproof," I tell him opening a new beer.

"Then we'll feed 'em to the mayor!" He shouts.

"That's not a bad idea," I wave off the flies landing on my face.

"Let's go!"

"Nah, we still gotta plan."

"Maybe Alex knows something about it," Steve suggests.

"ALEX!" I yell.

"What?" he comes into the room.

"We wanna take the mayor and we wanna stuff him full of Coma pills," Steve explains.

"Like a thanksgiving?" Alex leans against the doorframe.

"Exactly like a thanksgiving turkey. And we thought you knew the most about this things."

"We'd need to come up with a real horrorshow idea," he lights up, "to get past all their security."

"Yeah but what if they just let us in?" I point out. That would be a hell of a lot easier than having to actually break in.

"I'll come back in a few hours," Alex turns and he runs out.

Steve and I turn to look at each other. "What's up with him?" Steve asks.

I shrug my shoulders. "Something real horrorshow I bet."

"Just like Rocky," Steve smiles and I have no idea what he's talking about.

***

Alex comes back while we're all inside. Brody still isn't talking to me because her face got bruised up. Alex has piled up a bunch of white clothing on his arms.

"What's this about?" Lyn-Z asks.

"We're going to take the city back," Alex smiles.

Lyn-Z looks at me. "What?"

"Hey Alex you motherfucker I was joking!" I jab Steve on the shoulder. "We were joking. Tell him we were joking."

Steve nod his head violently.

"I wasn't joking," Alex hands each of us a set of clothes.

"Are we all gonna match?" Kitty asks holding up her white skirt.

Alex nods his head.

"Hey I didn't know you were a cross dresser!" I hold up Lyn-Z's skirt.

"I found them lying around."

"Yeah were they wrapped around your penis? Hmmm."

"Here's the plan," Alex claps his hands together.

***

Holy shit. I haven't done a real update in so long and I'm sorry. I'm really sorry and I'm watching the reads on this little shit just drop so low that even Satan wouldn't be able to catch them. Fuck. So next chapter I promise is going to come soon and it'll be interesting. This is not. So do the

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